On TV tonight
CMT Music Awards 2013, 8 p.m., CMT Jason Aldean and Kristen Bell host the fans' choice awards, which should always be the most important style of award show, but never is. Like we care what the rest of Nashville thinks about Taylor Swift.
Only in America With Larry the Cable Guy, 9 p.m., History Larry finds out Post-its, Nerf balls and Twister all come from Minnesota. Also, frostbite and mosquitoes the size of B-52 bombers.
SEASON PREMIERE Chef Robli & Co., 10 p.m., Bravo Catering to A-listers must be very difficult. You have to both make food that will impress them, then not be offended when they don't eat it because they're starving themselves.
SERIES PREMIERE The Good-Buy Girls, 10 p.m., TLC Direct Shopping Network personalities Brook Roberts and Tara Gray want to shift from jewelry to spray tanning and doggie treadmills. Um, you might wanna think this one out some more.
— Joshua Gillin email@example.com