On TV tonight
America's Next Top Model, 8 p.m., CW They've already done makeovers, introduced some offscreen ringer and presented a photo shoot where the models have to get naked, and yet the girls continue to seem shocked. Apparently none of them has ever watched the show.
SEASON FINALE Gary Unmarried, 8:30 p.m., CBS Gary's brother gets a makeover from Allison's sister. How does this involve Gary?
First Love, Second Chance, 10 p.m., TV Land Some schmo who left a hot young bartender behind to move to Florida tries to win her affection. Like there's no hot bartenders in Florida or something.
The Locator, 10 p.m., WE A foster child wants to repay the kindness of her guardian by helping her find her long-lost daughter. It'd be killer if that's who the foster child turned out to be.
SERIES PREMIERE Ugly Americans, 10:30 p.m., Comedy Central Imagine if werewolves, zombies, vampires, demons and other various freaks and weirdos were real and lived in Manhattan. Yeah, not so hard to picture, is it?
SERIES PREMIERE Addicted, 10 p.m., TLC It's like Intervention, but on a different channel. That makes it different, see.
— Joshua Gillin email@example.com