On TV tonight
Gary Unmarried, 8:30 p.m., CBS Nobody really wants to see Jay Mohr and David Koechner get in a wrestling match, but, hey, sitcoms have to keep the population dumb somehow, right?
SEASON PREMIERE Ghost Hunters, 9 p.m., SyFy There's a live "interactive fan event," tonight, most likely where viewers turn off all the lights while watching the show and get freaked out by absolutely nothing more than usual.
SERIES FINALE Nip/Tuck, 10 p.m., FX Series creator Ryan Murphy gets to make the final cut in this series before he turns his attention back to Glee, which has ended up being much more commercially viable. But wait! We have to find out who ends up with whom, right?
SEASON PREMIERE The Locator, 10 p.m., WE A woman looks for her father, who left 35 years ago, and a woman looks for a sister she never even knew existed until finding an old photo. Maybe they ran off together.
The Oprah Winfrey Oscar Special, 10 p.m., ABC Oprah has to horn her way in on Barbara Walters' territory again, this time featuring everyone who had a movie out last year. We wonder if the Avatar section will be in 3D?
— Joshua Gillin email@example.com