On TV tonight
Modern Family, 9 p.m., ABC The whole family heads to Disneyland, resulting in a 22-minute commercial for another Mouse-owned property on the Mouse-owned network.
SERIES PREMIERE Around the World in 80 Plates, 10 p.m., Bravo It's like The Amazing Race, but with chefs: A dozen cooks go to 10 countries to cook up stuff you can't pronounce for people who've never heard of them.
SEASON FINALE CSI: Crime Scene Investigation, 10 p.m., CBS The sheriff's pal may have killed his wife, which will surely not affect the investigation in any way whatsoever.
Law & Order: Special Victims Unit, 10 p.m., NBC Gay men are getting attacked, including the man engaged to modern-day actor Ice T's son. If we were the betting types, we would suspect the early '90s rapper Ice T.
— Joshua Gillin email@example.com