On TV tonight
Revolution, 8 p.m., NBC Rachel and Gene are always squabbling, causing problems for Charlie. Jeez, what's that all about? It's not like they don't have other things to worry about.
Modern Family, 9 p.m., ABC Phil and Claire want to celebrate their 20th anniversary. Wait, how old is Haley, again?
Law & Order: Special Victims Unit, 9 p.m., NBC A female officer is raped by several men in her unit, but she and her C.O. won't cooperate with the investigation. Amaro just then gets around to asking his ex-wife about how hard it is to be a female service member.
Top Chef, 10 p.m., Bravo We're halfway through the season and we're just now seeing a jazz-themed episode. We give the producers all due credit for their self-restraint.
— Joshua Gillin email@example.com