On TV tonight
SEASON PREMIERE Baggage Battles, 8 p.m., Travel Parasitic bargain hunters continue to claim luggage people either forgot or lost forever. Eventually someone will find that suitcase full of pornography no one wanted to take responsibility for.
The Neighbors, 8:30 p.m., ABC Debbie gets the bright idea to kick her parents out of her Thanksgiving plans so she can spend all her time with her friends. Hey, the holidays aren't about doing what you want, they're about spending time with your family!
Top Chef: Seattle, 10 p.m., Bravo And so we have 15 cheftestants, a full one-third of whom will never have names, as far as we're concerned.
Eddie Murphy: One Night Only, 10 p.m., Spike People pay tribute to Eddie Murphy's distinguished comedy career. We seriously doubt Melanie Brown and the daughter Eddie abandoned will be present. Hilarious!
— Joshua Gillin firstname.lastname@example.org