On TV Wednesday
The New Adventures of Old Christine, 8 p.m., CBS Christine brings ex Richard on a date with Patrick. And she wants to know why we call her "old."
America's Next Top Model, 8 p.m., CW Who's going to win this thing? One of the annoying redneck white girls or one of the annoying faux-European white girls? The Euros do have homefield advantage in Amsterdam.
Private Practice, 9 p.m., ABC The description for this show says Violet has to choose between a friendship and medical ethics. Why is this even a choice? Last time we checked, she was a doctor, after all. Oooh, but Ming-Na is a guest star!
SEASON PREMIERE Law & Order, 10 p.m., NBC A stockbroker who is a street fighter by night dies from internal injuries. Have their compensation packages really been shrunk that much?
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