On TV tonight
Arrow, 8 p.m., CW Hey, this show's actually pretty good. Who'da thunk it? Meanwhile, sales of archery supplies pick up from their post-Hunger Games and Brave lulls.
SEASON PREMIERE Suburgatory, 9:30 p.m., ABC Wilmer Valderrama is back while he waits for MTV to cook up another show for him to host. Where is Ashton Kutcher, anyway?
SEASON PREMIERE American Horror Story: Asylum, 10 p.m., FX In a novel twist, the bulk of the cast from the first season of this awesome show returns in a different era, in a different state, in a different setting, as different characters. Bonus: The house from last year is for sale in reality. Start bidding.
SERIES PREMIERE My Life Is a Lifetime Movie, 10 p.m., Lifetime It's like an hourlong Lifetime movie every week, but as a reality show. Tbt*'s Deal Diva Stephanie says this is possibly the best idea for a series ever in the history of television.
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