On TV tonight
America's Next Top Model, 8 p.m., CW The girls have to stretch their interviewing skills by talking to ... Jessica Lowndes from 90210? Couldn't they even get Ashlee Simpson from Melrose Place? And then Kim Kardashian is the guest judge, further proving we're getting too old to watch this show.
SERIES PREMIERE Lock 'n Load, 8 p.m., Showtime A six-part series about the wingnuts, conspiracy theorists, survivalists and other imbalanced personalities who frequent a gun store in Colorado. They have to make it look like that, because responsible, law-abiding gun owners don't make good TV.
CNN Presents. 9 p.m., CNN Soledad O'Brien anchors a two-parter called Latino in America, about the minority group projected to become the majority by 2050. Like it's something to be scared of, you know?
SEASON PREMIERE Living With Ed, 9 p.m., Planet Green Because we haven't heard enough about how we need to curb our lifestyles to prevent the seas rising and drowning us all.
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