On TV tonight
106 & Park: The Celebration, 10 Years Live!!! 6 p.m., BET Ne-Yo and Nelly come over to celebrate one of the few remaining shows that actually plays videos.
SEASON PREMIERE Dog the Bounty Hunter, 9 p.m., A&E Duane and his crew head to Colorado to nab a meth cooker and his pregnant girlfriend. America the beautiful, people!
SEASON PREMIERE Steven Seagal Lawman, 10 p.m., A&E As proof that charges of sexual harassment won't stick to this lawman, we get another glimpse into Seagal's life. We do hope they show him working on Robert Rodriguez's Machete.
SEASON PREMIERE South Park, 10 p.m., Comedy Central Hoo, boy — the guys are making fun of Tiger Woods? There's no one they won't ridicule!
SERIES PREMIERE Harry Loves Lisa, 10 p.m., TV Land Harry Hamlin and Lisa Rinna have a reality show following their marriage. We can only hope Harry discusses the original Clash of the Titans a little bit.
SEASON PREMIERE Ugly Americans, 10:30 p.m., Comedy Central Mark gets a new roommate and visits hell. Did he move back into the freshman dorm at the university?
— Joshua Gillin firstname.lastname@example.org