On TV tonight
America's Next Top Model, 8 p.m., CW With the ratings down, we're afraid Cycle 11 may be the last for this trashfest, but we're devoted enough to notice that even while the transgendered Isis is easily the most likable person on the show, this group of girls is dumber than usual. And what's this? Benny Ninja already?
Project Runway, 9 p.m., Bravo The designers have to create garments based on their partners' astrological signs. We can't wait to see what they come up with for Gemini.
SEASON PREMIERE 'Til Death. 9 p.m., Fox Who knew this show would stick around for another season? Got to love that writers strike.
SEASON PREMIERE Real World/Road Rules Challenge: The Island, 10 p.m., MTV Hopefully watching these twerps lounge around a deserted island a la Survivor instead of lounging around a manse will help us forget how awful the VMAs were.
SEASON PREMIERE Inside the NFL, 9 p.m., Showtime New network, same Cris Collinsworth. You take the good with the bad.
SERIES PREMIERE Do Not Disturb, 9:30 p.m., Fox Jerry O'Connell continues to think we remember him as anything but the fat kid from Stand By Me by playing a hotel manager. He married Rebecca Romijn, so he's got to have some memorable qualities.
— Joshua Gillin email@example.com