On TV tonight
America's Next Top Model, 8 p.m., CW Our favorite — the makeover episode — is always greeted with the waterworks. Do none of these airheads watch the show? Maybe if they did, they wouldn't be surprised when they get that high-and-tight or pixie cut.
Top Design, 10 p.m., Bravo The jury's still out on new host India Hicks, but it passes the time until we can see Project Runway again.
SEASON PREMIERE The Ultimate Fighter, 10 p.m., Spike Thirty-two more meatheads are back for an eighth season of showing how manly they are by rolling around on a mat, half-naked and embracing each other.
Lewis Black's Root of All Evil, 10:30 p.m., Comedy Central Who will win when baby boomers take on Generation X? The people destroying our future or the ones too apathetic and disenfranchised to do anything about it?
SEASON PREMIERE MANswers, 11 p.m., Spike Tonight's episode: how to escape a straightjacket and the best way to get hit by a car, but hopefully not both at once.
— Joshua Gillin firstname.lastname@example.org