On TV tonight
SEASON PREMIERE Survivor, 8 p.m., CBS This year, former players return to the show with their friends and family members in tow — including Tampa's Monica Culpepper and her husband, NFL player-turned-lawyer Brad Culpepper. Brad knows a thing or two about serious drama — have you seen his TV ads?
Duck Dynasty, 10 p.m., A&E The boys decide to make duck jerky. Good move, as jerky is among the most beard-friendly foodstuffs.
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, 10 p.m., FXX The Emmys haven't paid much attention to this show to date. A little resentment might be bubbling to the surface in this episode, titled "The Gang Tries Desperately to Win an Award."
SEASON PREMIERE Key & Peele, 10:30 p.m., Comedy Central Hey, Comedy Central, if you can arrange it so there's a new episode of Key & Peele, Kroll Show and/or Drunk History every week, we'd appreciate it. Thanks, guys.
Modern Dads, 10:30 p.m., A&E Rick hopes to make money by creating a viral video about parenting. Um, dude, you already have a TV show. How much more viral can you get?
— Jay Cridlin email@example.com