On TV tonight
SEASON PREMIERE The New Adventures of Old Christine, 8 p.m., CBS A big change! No, not hiring Jerry Seinfeld now that those Microsoft commercials were a bust, but rather a show about Christine marrying a woman. Gay jokes abound!
SERIES PREMIERE Knight Rider, 8 p.m., NBC Sorry, no Hoff for you. But why build a super-intelligent car if it needs a human to take care of it? We never really understood that.
SERIES PREMIERE Gary Unmarried, 8:30 p.m., CBS Hold on to your seats — it's a sitcom ... about a single dad! Wooowee! They're sure getting creative these days.
SEASON PREMIERE Criminal Minds, 9 p.m., CBS What happened to those folks in the exploding van? If it's anything like Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles, they're probably just going to limp for a while.
SEASON PREMIERE CSI: NY, 10 p.m., CBS Mac has amnesia after driving off that bridge. See Gary Unmarried.
SEASON PREMIERE Lipstick Jungle, 10 p.m., NBC Thank goodness for that writers strike, or else this one would've never happened.
— Joshua Gillin firstname.lastname@example.org