On TV tonight
H8R, 8 p.m., CW Kim Kardashian meets a person who doesn't like her. So, in other words, Kim Kardashian meets a person.
SERIES PREMIERE Suburgatory, 8:30 p.m., ABC A hip dad drags his Manhattan-raised, too-cool-for-school daughter to the suburbs after finding condoms in her bedroom. Hey, kid, don't knock Chili's Chicken Crispers until you try 'em.
Man v. Food Nation, 9 p.m., Travel Another Tampa restaurant gets a moment in the sun, as Adam Richman stops by the Taco Bus. Hey, Adam, pick us up a cochinita pibil burrito, will you?
SERIES PREMIERE Rocket City Rednecks, 9 p.m., NatGeo Five dudes with rocket-science backgrounds try to bomb-proof a pickup truck using plywood and beer cans. Given our nation's budgetary woes, NASA and the Pentagon might be taking notes.
SEASON PREMIERE Happy Endings, 9:30 p.m., ABC A year after their aborted wedding, Jane thinks it's time for Alex and Dave to talk about their breakup. She probably just wants her Bed, Bath and Beyond gift certificate back.
Confessions: Animal Hoarding, 10 p.m., Animal Planet A professional ghost hunter can't tend to all the pets in his house. Ironically, he'd probably only start paying attention to them if they died.
SEASON PREMIERE Luther, 10 p.m., BBC America Luther tracks down a masked murderer. To find out whether it's Batman or not, turn to Page 42.
— Jay Cridlin email@example.com