On TV tonight
Man v. Food, 9 p.m., Travel Adam goes to Sacramento, Calif., to eat 5 pounds of chili dogs and be personally responsible for your health insurance premiums rising.
SEASON PREMIERE Big Break Dominican Republic, 9 p.m., Golf It's about golf, so we have no idea what's going on, but there's apparently enough to start a 14th season. We assume they're aiming for 18.
The Whole Truth, 10 p.m., ABC A man in a wheelchair is found dead in New York Harbor. You'd think he would float and the chair would sink.
SERIES PREMIERE Law & Order: Los Angeles, 10 p.m., NBC About 1,000 years from now, when aliens in some distant galaxy finally get our TV waves, they're going to think Earth was populated solely by surgeons, lawyers and homicide detectives. Oh, and celebrity chefs.
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