On TV tonight
SEASON PREMIERE America's Next Top Model, 8 p.m., CW Can we have reached Cycle 11 already? The big story obviously is Isis, the pre-op transgender looking to make it big, but the real question is, have any of the girls realized the show leads to hardly any fame once the season is over?
SEASON PREMIERE Bones, 8 p.m., Fox When in doubt, send the cast to London. And then murder someone.
SEASON PREMIERE Ghost Hunters, 9 p.m., Sci Fi Nope, still haven't found any. You'd think the audience for this show would figure it out.
SERIES PREMIERE Sons of Anarchy, 10 p.m., FX How is it that Ron Perlman is possibly the ugliest (in a ruggedly awesome way) actor in Hollywood, yet manages to get all these great roles — this time as the leader of a biker gang? Our guess: He threatens to eat the casting directors.
— Joshua Gillin email@example.com