On TV this weekend
The Jensen Project, 8 p.m., NBC Patricia Richardson, LeVar Burton and Kellie Martin star as a gang of geniuses out to improve the world. Don't be surprised if this movie becomes a series of its own this fall.
Eureka, 9 p.m., SyFy Carter and his fellow travelers begin to realize the truly terrifying implications of their return to Eureka, such as the fact that they're a SyFy series and not on TNT, or even Spike.
Flashpoint, 10 p.m., CBS The team must figure out how to rescue a young man, a woman and a baby held captive by a carjacker. That's easy: Wait 'til he runs out of gas.
SEASON PREMIERE Celebrity Ghost Stories, 9 p.m., Bio Joan Collins' story about a ghost she met at a dinner party. Like Joan was in any condition to realize to whom or what she was talking.
SEASON FINALE The Graham Norton Show, 10 p.m., BBC America Janet Jackson, Tyler Perry and Marcus Brigstocke stop by. Hmmm ... who's the undercard on this bill, we wonder.
Jack's Family Adventure, 9 p.m., Hallmark Jonathan Silverman is a city boy who inherits a farm from his dead uncle. Does Andrew McCarthy show up so they can carry his uncle's body around and pretend he's still alive?
Revenge of the Bridesmaids, 8 p.m., ABC Family Raven-Symoné and Privileged's JoAnna Garcia attempt to ruin their friend's marriage to a man she stole from another friend. That's not really what we'd call being friends.
True Blood, 9 p.m., HBO Why do vampires always fight each other in these kinds of stories? We'd think they'd have more of a book-of-the-month club vibe to their bloodsucking ways. You know, who's got better blood, which kind of people don't like to cook with garlic, how to pick religious followers who don't have crosses, that kind of thing.
— Joshua Gillin firstname.lastname@example.org