What's the big deal with Billy Crudup's — or an imaginative computer's — jumblies on display in the new antisuperhero flick Watchmen? Crudup plays Dr. Manhattan, a Curacao-blue nuclear mutant with an aversion to clothing. Would you wear pants if you were a godlike being? Alan Moore's graphic novel made Doc uninhibited, although frontal nudity from Hollywood is typically female. Watchmen lets it all hang out — motion-capture animated and likely enhanced — in what may be the most prolonged exhibitionism ever in a movie without a chance of being raided. However, Dr. Manhattan's privates aren't the first famous naughty parts seen on screen. Here are some full-frontal males in movies. And these weren't tinted blue.
Richard Gere: American Gigolo — Credited as the first major male star to go full monty in a movie.
Harvey Keitel: The Piano and Bad Lieutenant — The joke in the 1990s was that an independent film wasn't truly indie without showing Keitel's genitalia.
Jason Segel: Forgetting Sarah Marshall — Funniest breakup scene ever.
Ewan McGregor: The Pillow Book, Trainspotting, Velvet Goldmine, Young Adam — Before going to George Lucas' dark side, Obi-Wan's light saber was everywhere.
William H. Macy: The Cooler — No shrinkage here.
Bruce Willis: The Color of Night — Look for the director's version and the swimming pool scene that didn't make the final, um, cut. Then guess why.
Kevin Bacon: Wild Things — There's a six-degrees joke that I know I'm missing here.
Jaye Davidson: The Crying Game — Come on, you didn't guess it. One of two Oscar-nominated flashes on the list, with . . .
Viggo Mortensen: Eastern Promises — My wife's favorite fight scene ever.
The fat guy in Borat — His name is Ken Davitian, and whatever they paid him wasn't enough.
Honorable members: Mark Wahlberg's prosthetic pride and joy in Boogie Nights, the guy offering a beer in Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story and "Jame Gumb" in The Silence of the Lambs, proving that when it comes to nude scenes, showing less is more.
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