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New movie for June 30

Jacob was heartbroken when Edward told him that he hadn’t gotten the Rebel Alliance insignia from Star Wars tattooed on his arm to match his evil Galactic Empire symbol. Bella just rolled her eyes and ran off with a nice Frankenstein monster. The end.

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Jacob was heartbroken when Edward told him that he hadn’t gotten the Rebel Alliance insignia from Star Wars tattooed on his arm to match his evil Galactic Empire symbol. Bella just rolled her eyes and ran off with a nice Frankenstein monster. The end.

New movie today

The Twilight Saga: Eclipse

The gist: Even more of everyone's favorite abstinence parable, this time forcing Bella to finally choose whether she doesn't want to have sex with a vampire or doesn't want to have sex with a werewolf. Hey, since when did vampires and werewolves hate each other so much? Underworld ruined everything. PG-13

Starring: Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson, Taylor Lautner, Bryce Dallas Howard, Ashley Greene, Billy Burke, Peter Facinelli and Dakota Fanning.

The buzz: At least there's a lot of killin' in this version. Bella survives, unfortch. Oops, spoiler alert. "The truth is, almost everyone planning to see Eclipse will know how things end before the opening credits even appear. So Slade and his cast can be proud that they consistently keep us involved anyway," the New York Daily News reasons.

— Joshua Gillin jgillin@tampabay.com

New movie for June 30 06/29/10 [Last modified: Tuesday, June 29, 2010 10:47pm]

    

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