New movie today
Michael Jackson's This Is It
The gist: There was this little-known pop singer named Michael Jackson who passed away recently — you may have heard of him — and he was planning a comeback series of concerts in London. Wouldn't it be a great idea to cash in on his death by making a concert movie out of rehearsal footage? PG
Starring: The King of Pop, natch.
The gist: There are officially no reviews yet, but we've got to imagine if you want to truck it out to a theater during this spectacle's two-week run, you already were camping out in line for tickets as we wrote this.
— Joshua Gillin email@example.com