Oh, those Hogans
How did Hulk Hogan celebrate his 58th birthday on Thursday? Why, by attending an art gallery show featuring a photo of his daughter Brooke nude in a cage, of course. Brooke, 23, joined the crowd at Cafeina in Miami's Wynwood Art District to support photographer Jordan Michael Zuniga's show, "Women in Cages," NBC reports. It's not as salacious as you'd think, though, because it's tied to PETA's "I'd Rather Go Naked Than Wear Fur" campaign. Hulk does not look all that impressed by the image of his naked baby girl, however. "(Zuniga) had such a great a concept: Let's throw women in cages because it's shocking to see a woman caged up, and we think nothing of it when an animal is caged up," Brooke said in an NBC video. It certainly opened Hulk's eyes — and it opened ours when she told NBC she grew up in Miami and wants to move back. Thanks, Brooke. We're going to assume you meant Florida in general, because you wouldn't do Tampa Bay like that, would you?
Next 'DWTS' crew in the works
Queen Latifah, Jersey Shore's Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi and Tiffani "Leave out the Amber" Thiessen may be joining Rob Kardashian on the next season of Dancing With the Stars. We wonder which sports star they're going to lose to. Actually, Thiessen's people deny she's connected to the show in any way, but sources tell TMZ the competition might be the bell that saves her career. This is all in response to DWTS producers wanting to improve the star quality on the show. And you thought they couldn't do any better than Kirstie Alley and Ralph Macchio.
Locklear, soap star to marry
It was a busy week for Heather Locklear: Right after announcing her 13-year-old daughter Ava Sambora would be in the next Judd Apatow movie, she's announced she's marrying her actor boyfriend Jack Wagner. Maybe Motley Crue can sing at the wedding. Her rep confirmed the engagement news to Extra. Locklear, 49, and Wagner, 51, have been dating since 2007. Wagner is quite a turnaround from her two previous husbands, rockers Tommy Lee and Richie Sambora. Maybe his soap opera background will lead to a calmer marital life. He has two kids with ex-wife Kristina Wagner, whom he divorced in 2006.