Taylor and Taylor lack the chemistry
The extended tete-a-tete between the Taylors is no more, as Us reports Taylor Swift and Taylor Lautner have called it quits. Hey, they don't want to fight over vanity license plates, okay? "It wasn't really developing into anything, and wasn't going to, so they decided they were better as friends," a pal of the singer tells the mag. "There was no chemistry." Indeed, that would be a prerequisite for staying together. Maybe it was the New Moon actor's constant stalking. "He liked her more than she liked him," the source says. "He went everywhere he could to see her, but she didn't travel much to see him." Of course not, since she's become the biggest thing since the Macarena.
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Tiger parties in Palm Beach
Tiger Woods has been out of the news as of late, what with all the scandals and celebrity deaths grabbing the headlines. So what has he been doing for the last month? Apparently shacking up with his fave mistress, Rachel Uchitel, in Palm Beach County. Entertainment Tonight reports that he and Uchitel, 34, were at a private party with 300 guests at a mansion in Palm Beach, and have been partying at the Everglades Club as recently as Saturday night. So much for being a better husband and father. But where have they been living? Try Privacy, the yacht Tiger owns, which is docked in Palm Beach. The New York Daily News said that Uchitel left New York to go to a $2 million Palm Beach home registered to Michael Abtahi last week, but it didn't know if she was renting or "staying there under some other arrangement."
Cookie doc suing Kim Kardashian
The creator of one of those faddish cookie diets is suing Kim Kardashian for saying on her Twitter page that she's not on the diet because, hey, it doesn't work. In a complaint filed in Miami-Dade County, Dr. Sanford Siegal got a letter from Kim's attorney saying that a link on the doctor's Cookie Diet Web site gave the impression Kardashian followed the diet, which didn't sit well with her. She subsequently tweeted on Oct. 29: "Dr. Siegal's Cookie Diet is falsely promoting that I'm on this diet. NOT TRUE! I would never do this unhealthy diet! I do QuickTrim!" and "If this Dr. Siegal is lying about me being on this diet, what else are they lying about?"
Dane, Gayheart having baby girl
We haven't checked in with Eric Dane and Rebecca Gayheart since they sued Gawker for running their private tape with former Miss Teen USA Kari Ann Peniche, but apparently the Noxzema girl is preggers. Sorry, all we can think about is how annoying Kari Ann was on Sex Rehab. E! confirms the child will be a girl, but it was In Touch that broke the news last month. Gayheart dished to the mag that she and McSteamy were happy: "We've always wanted to be parents. I think Eric is going to be a wonderful dad, and hopefully I'll be a good mom. We're absolutely looking forward to it." Where have we been while all this was going down? Oh, right, drowning in Tiger Woods and Brittany Murphy news. At least we have Charlie Sheen to obsess over now.