Friday, November 17, 2017
Features and More

Kevin Nealon of 'Weeds' and 'Saturday Night Live' brings standup act to Treasure Island

RECOMMENDED READING


It's 8 a.m. in Los Angeles, and Kevin Nealon is on the phone. He's been up for hours, but there is no rock 'n' reason for this. Instead, the sensible comedian with the enduring career has a perfectly domestic explanation: "I have a 5-year-old. I know how quick it's going to go by, so I'm appreciating every minute of it." Nealon, who brings his stand-up gig to the Club at Treasure Island on Friday, is perhaps best known for his classic work on Saturday Night Live: Mr. Subliminal, Hans and Franz, Weekend Update. There's also the 58-year-old's myriad cameos in Adam Sandler movies (Happy Gilmore, Little Nicky) plus his current role in Showtime's high-times dramedy Weeds.

Nealon is a busy guy, but he still had time to call up Stuck in the '80s hosts Sean Daly and Steve Spears to talk catchphrases, honeyrose herb advocates and how Arnold Schwarzenegger killed Hans and Franz.

How often does someone come up to you on the street and quote your Happy Gilmore line: "Doin' the Bull Dance, feelin' the flow"?

[Laughs] You know, I've done so many different things that are catchy. It's Happy Gilmore when I'm golfing in a pro-am tournament, people yelling out, "Feel the flow!" "Be the ball" "Harness the good, block the bad." Then there are the people who know me as Mr. Cheezle from Grandma's Boy. So they're quoting that, or Saturday Night Live stuff.

Weeds has been such a huge hit. Do you get people offering you pot all the time?

Occasionally people offer me pot, and I explain that I don't smoke pot. And they're surprised, because I'm on that show. They think I'm a big pothead! I get a lot of letters from the hemp society and marijuana advocates. I'm not involved in that stuff. I'm just an actor playing this role. What we smoke on there is actually a honeyrose herb. I would think I'd be getting calls from the honeyrose herb advocates. It's not as innocent as it sounds; we actually get it from the honeyrose herb cartel in Colombia.

You're a big star. Why still do the standup gig?

It's really what I started out doing; the acting came secondary. Before Saturday Night Live, I was doing The Tonight Show and Letterman. I never stopped doing it. It's really my passion, my forte. There's that immediate gratification from the audience, you're one unit, all together.

Did Johnny Carson invite you over to the couch on The Tonight Show? That was always the ultimate honor.

I did actually. Yeah, he called me over, and that was the biggest natural high I've ever had. It was like passing your bar exam as a lawyer. After doing that show, and before it aired, I was floating, knowing I did well, that he called me over to the couch.

Where does SNL rank on your natural highs?

Right up there. Some people go on that show and they complain that it's so competitive, but I had no expectations. I never thought I'd be on a show like that. I didn't do sketches and characters; I did standup. I stayed for nine seasons. It was as much stress as you put on yourself. It's more of a marathon than a sprint.

Is it true there was going to be a Hans and Franz movie?

Yes, we wrote a musical! Hans and Franz: The Girly Man Dilemma. I wrote it with Conan O'Brien and Robert Smigel and Dana Carvey. Arnold Schwarzenegger was co-producing with us, and he was going to star in it. We got it written, sold it to Sony. But I think Arnold got cold feet.

When you came up with Mr. Subliminal, was that a hard sell to writers and producers?

No, they totally got it. I remember right before going on to do that sketch — this was my first sketch on Saturday Night Live. It was nerve-wracking; it's like having two conversations at once. I remember seconds before going out, coming out of commercial, (show creator and producer) Lorne Michaels taps me on the shoulder — keep in mind, my first sketch ever — and says, "Are you sure this is what you want?"

To hear the full Kevin Nealon interview, go to tampabay.com/blogs/80s.

Comments
Christmas in downtown Tampa as Winter Village ice rink opens

Christmas in downtown Tampa as Winter Village ice rink opens

TAMPAWhile her teenage daughter and 6-year-old son glided effortlessly across the outdoor ice rink at Curtis Hixon Park on Friday, Danielle Engram, 35, stood nervously on her rented blades.This would be the lifelong Tampa resident’s first time on the...
Updated: 22 minutes ago
With Harry Potter’s Christmas, Universal Orlando proves holidays are big business

With Harry Potter’s Christmas, Universal Orlando proves holidays are big business

ORLANDO — Christmas has finally come to Hogwarts at Universal Orlando in a new holiday attraction opening Saturday. In addition, Universal Studios has completely upsized its holiday parade with more Macy’s balloons, stunning floats and snowy effects ...
Updated: 5 hours ago
How to make a pie from scratch: filling ideas, decorating tips, crust recipes and more

How to make a pie from scratch: filling ideas, decorating tips, crust recipes and more

Perfect your crust. Try new filling recipes. Learn some decorating tricks. And prepare for the biggest pie day of the year: Thanksgiving.   From apple to thyme You’ve got the crust down. Now it’s time to choose a filling for your holid...
Updated: 6 hours ago
Thanksgiving 101: Everything you need to prepare for the big cooking day

Thanksgiving 101: Everything you need to prepare for the big cooking day

From appetizers to pies and everything in between, we’re here to help you put together a low-stress Thanksgiving spread. Ideas for sidesThese recipes go beyond the traditional, with a corn casserole, Brussels sprout salad and moreSee what our food ed...
Updated: 6 hours ago
New shingles vaccine touted as a breakthrough for older adults

New shingles vaccine touted as a breakthrough for older adults

Medical researchers and government health policymakers, a cautious lot, normally take pains to keep expectations modest when they’re discussing some new finding or treatment.They warn about studies’ limitations. They point out what isn’t known. They ...
Updated: 8 hours ago
Thanksgiving sides beyond the classics: corn casserole, Brussels sprouts salad, pecan pie carrots

Thanksgiving sides beyond the classics: corn casserole, Brussels sprouts salad, pecan pie carrots

There are probably a handful of essentials, things you must have on the Thanksgiving table lest some family members begin to riot. But I find there are often a couple of slots open for new things, chances to get weird or creative or, gasp, healthy. ...
Updated: 9 hours ago
Before you hit the mall: here are some key holiday shopping hours

Before you hit the mall: here are some key holiday shopping hours

Plotting a shopping strategy for the holiday weekend? Here’s a look at holiday store opening hours for some major retailers:Thanksgiving8 a.m.: Kmart1 p.m.: JCPenney4 p.m.: GameStop5 p.m.: Best Buy, Macy’s, Toys "R" Us, Kohl’s6 p.m.: Old Navy, Target...
Published: 11/17/17
First look: Harry Potter’s Christmas finally arrives at Universal Orlando

First look: Harry Potter’s Christmas finally arrives at Universal Orlando

Christmas has finally come to Hogwarts at Universal Orlando, with the promise of warm butterbeer, a Frog Choir singing carols and a magical light show projected onto Hogwarts Castle nightly followed by fireworks. It opens to the public on Saturday. C...
Published: 11/17/17
How to make solid turkey gravy before Thanksgiving Day

How to make solid turkey gravy before Thanksgiving Day

As far as we’re concerned, anything you can make in advance of actual Thanksgiving Day is a good thing, and this make-ahead gravy fits the bill. Plus, Tucker Shaw of America’s Test Kitchen says it tastes just as good as if you made it wi...
Published: 11/17/17
How to plan your Thanksgiving menu

How to plan your Thanksgiving menu

Planning a really good menu is the stealth approach to being a really good cook. Here are some tips from the experts. New York Times Put some thought into the menu What leaves an impression is not only the dishes you can make, but also how they t...
Published: 11/17/17