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Onion spinoff takes aim at the silly stuff we share on Facebook

The Onion has a new website, Clickhole, and if you don't instantly recognize the target of its satirical style, you haven't been wasting enough time on the Internet. A sampling of its headlines:

This Video Seems Silly, But It Makes a Good Point

10 Hilarious Chairs That Think They're People

QUIZ: Which Hungry Hungry Hippo Are You?

The first is a dig at Upworthy, the feel-good site with a cloying habit of telling you what to think about its clips before you've even watched them. The second and third skewer BuzzFeed's Facebook-optimized animal listicles and quizzes, respectively.

If Clickhole were nothing but a list of headlines, leading nowhere, it would still be an exquisite bit of satire. The site perfectly captures the tone of the manipulative clickbait that has come to pervade online media, while dialing up the absurdism. Clickhole highlights not only the vacuousness of much of what people share on social media, but the media's cynical (if understandable) response to an advertiser-driven incentive structure that rewards page views over substance.

It's tempting, then, to peg Clickhole as the ultimate BuzzFeed parody. But if that's all it were, there would be little reason for readers to come back once they'd seen it.

Fortunately, Clickhole is more than just funny headlines — and viral-media sites are hardly its only target.

In an interview, Clickhole editor Jermaine Affonso told me he doesn't go to BuzzFeed, Upworthy, or the Daily Mail when he's looking for fodder to satirize. "What I actually do is I go to Facebook and I see what my friends are sharing," says Affonso, formerly a senior writer at the Onion. "It's stuff from anywhere, all over the place. I'm not a big consumer of viral media, but I'm inundated with it on Facebook. I think a lot of people are."

Scroll around a bit and you'll see what he means. "10 Kicks You Should Know About Before You Watch the World Cup" pokes fun at explainer sites. "EXCLUSIVE: A Look Inside the 2014 World Cup Soccer Ball" wouldn't look out of place above an infographic on a high-end tech blog. And a headline like "Could This Contraption Be the Next Revolution in High-Speed Travel?" would nestle comfortably on the homepages of Time, The Week, or even Slate. The joke is that the accompanying image shows a ferris wheel.

My favorite Clickhole post so far: "Stanley Tucci's Racist Tirade: Our Take If It Ever Happened." I read it as a riff on the blogosphere's habit of confidently weighing in on things without taking the trouble to verify that they actually occurred.

Affonso says Clickhole isn't just about making fun of online media, any more than the Onion is just about making fun of local newspapers or The Colbert Report is just about making fun of Fox News. Just as the Onion adopts the self-serious, faux-objective tone of local newspapers to satirize everything from American politics to sports to sexual mores, Clickhole intends to use listicles, quizzes, explainers, and bloggy commentary to take on a wide range of topics, including some that were hard to shoehorn into the Onion's house style.

For instance, Affonso said, "I think Clickhole can house a lot more entertainment stories than the Onion can. But it can also tackle a lot more of the kind of stories that are popular exclusively on the Internet — stories maybe the New York Times isn't talking about, but all the Internet sites are covering, like everyone's reactions to last night's Game of Thrones."

Clickhole's business model appears to be awfully similar to that of BuzzFeed. Look to the right of the home page and you'll see a box called CashHole populated by teasers like "6 Heads You Never Realized Are Also on Mount Rushmore." It turns out to be a jokey listicle very much in Clickhole's wheelhouse, except that it's dotted with references to Jack Link's Beef Jerky and links to the Jack Link's site. It's a joke about native advertising, but it's also native advertising, and presumably the money Jack Link's is paying Clickhole is no joke.

The irony is that, in order to survive as a clickbait parody site, Clickhole can't actually just be clickbait, because its jokes only work on people who recognize clickbait when they see it. If the articles themselves don't deliver, people will stop sharing them. If Clickhole succeeds, though, perhaps even our more credulous Facebook friends will grow a little more sophisticated about what they like and share. Then it won't just be Clickhole that has to back up its headlines with satisfying stories. It will be all of us.

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