Oh, and that headline isn't even the worst of the crazy press that's going out to Susan Boyle, the vocally gifted, but Jack Black-in-drag star of TV's Britain's Got Talent. "Bigger than the Super Bowl?" screams a Time magazine blog headline. In People magazine, Rosie O'Donnell declares that Boyle is "like Shrek comes to life." And a gossip blog announces that "Susan Boyle makes Kathie Lee cry." (In all fairness, Kathie Lee cries anytime one of her precocious little kids skins a knee.) And of course, you're not a star until you get this headline, this time courtesy of Monday's New York Daily News: "British singing sensation Susan Boyle offered $1 million to star in porn flick." If that's not tempting enough to 47-year-old Boyle, who admits she's never even been kissed, the film company will fly her to L.A. on -- you guessed it -- Virgin Atlantic Airlines. See Boyle's YouTube performance at entertainment.tampabay.com.