SERIES PREMIERE LA Shrinks, 10 p.m., Bravo: Ever wonder how messed up your therapist's life is? Here's a series about three from L.A., so they've got double the problems.
SEASON PREMIERE World of Jenks, 11 p.m., MTV: This season Andrew Jenks follows an autistic man, a fashion designer with cancer and a dancer from Oakland. Stop complaining about nothing, you simpering layabouts.
Dance Moms, 9 p.m., Lifetime: The moms think if Abby is in a relationship, she'll be easier for her dance partner to work with. So of course speed-dating will fix that.
SEASON FINALE White Collar, 10 p.m., USA: Will Neal and Peter or the FBI find the evidence box in the Empire State Building first? It depends whether the show is on the bubble for renewal.
SEASON PREMIERE The Rachel Zoe Project, 9 p.m., Bravo: Zoe's company focuses on building her brand via social media. Because 140 characters is pretty much all the enthusiasm we can muster for Season 5.
SERIES PREMIERE Feed the Beast, 9 p.m., Travel: Mikey Roe goes to cities to try the food after dark. We start with fried candy, frog meat and Korean-Mexican fusion. Big deal. Sounds like a day at the Florida State Fair.
Glee, 9:30 p.m., Fox: The show reaches its 500th musical performance. Coincidentally, the Internet reaches its 500th complaint about Glee.
SEASON FINALE King of the Nerds, 10 p.m., TBS: The biggest dork is crowned. That's either the greatest moment or biggest embarrassment of his life.
SEASON PREMIERE Fashion Star, 8 p.m., NBC: Jessica Simpson, Nicole Richie, John Varvatos and Louise Roe are back, trying to swipe viewers from Project Runway.
SERIES PREMIERE The Dead Files, 10 p.m., Travel: A psychic and a homicide detective investigate apparent hauntings. Okay, this one sounds pretty interesting, although what it has to do with travel is beyond our powers of deduction.