SERIES PREMIERE, Relapse, 9 p.m., A&E: You ever wonder what happens to the people from Intervention who don't make it after rehab? They probably end up on this show, which follows folks who fell off the wagon.
SEASON PREMIERE, Kate Plus 8, 10 p.m., TLC: Alaska didn't work out, but now the kids who obviously hate their parents are heading to Australia for some edutainmental fun. You know, like most normal children do.
SEASON FINALE, No Ordinary Family, 8 p.m., ABC: It's entirely possible this episode may end on a cliffhanger. Just warning you.
SERIES PREMIERE, Pregnant in Heels, 10 p.m., Bravo: Rosie Pope is what you call a "maternity concierge," whose job requires helping clueless parents to be deal with things. Um, if you need to hire someone to help you name your child, you probably shouldn't be having one.
SERIES PREMIERE, Extreme Couponing, 9 p.m., TLC: You may have seen this show previewed a few months ago, so you've had plenty of time to go to Publix to learn the way these people double-up the value of coupons doesn't always work there.
SERIES PREMIERE, Breaking In, 9:30 p.m., FOX: How does Christian Slater keep getting TV shows? He must've used this crew to break into an exec's house or something.
SERIES PREMIERE, The Bear Whisperer, 10 p.m., Animal Planet: Steve Searles gets his own series about dealing with bears out in California.
SERIES PREMIERE, Mounted in Alaska, 10 p.m., History: The basic-cable fascination with Alaska continues, this time following not hunters, but the guy who stuffs their kills after they've been shot. Thrilling. PETA must love this one.
SEASON FINALE, Who Do You Think You Are?, 8 p.m., NBC: Ashley Judd moves past the Naomi and Wynonna thing to find out she had an ancestor who (gasp!) fought for the Yankees during the War of Northern Aggression.
SERIES PREMIERE, CMT's Next Superstar, 9 p.m., CMT: Another American Idol clone, featuring 10 folks who want to be stars in both country and western music.