Sunday, April 22, 2018

Breaking news: Parents hate raunchy Miley Cyrus concert

Outraged parents — who must not have been alerted to what Miley Cyrus has been up to since her August appearance at the VMAs in which she twerked all over the place and so much tongue — are freaking out over the shock value incorporated into her Bangerz tour.

Attention, parental units far and wide: Miley Cyrus likes to grind and lick and make many a drug reference. She also apparently likes to don marijuana leaves on her sparkly unitard while simulating masturbation on the hood of a car in front of a bunch of tweens.

Review that, Sean Daly.

Said outraged parents are now calling for the Wrecking Ball singer's tour to be canceled, according to the New York Daily News.

Yep, Miley's management is dealing with a ton of complaints about all the sexing in her two-hour show.

"Her team — including management, record label execs and the entire tour staff including the director, costume department and choreographers — have been called for an emergency meeting as arenas across the U.S. threaten to pull out of the show," a source told the TheFix.

Some parents have gone as far as to call her concert a "porn show."

Oh, my.

The former Disney princess is defending her art, tweeting, You can't say I didn't warn you. Now sit back relax & enjoy the show.

Indeed, she did display a "parental advisory" warning about explicit content before riding an enormous hotdog and simulating a sex act with a dancer dressed as Bill Clinton.

Her merch includes panties, foam fingers and gilded rolling papers, just to keep it classy.

According to Forbes, demand for tickets is down and tickets are being resold at lower than face value.

But Rolling Stone isn't hating.

"Miley's music was front and center for much of the night, and from beginning to end — roughly 100 minutes long — she nailed her vocals throughout the entertaining evening."

Well, that's something, we guess. Her Jolene performance on MTV's Unplugged was pretty great. (Though maybe because that's just a great song.)

Look, any parent who didn't see this one coming deserved the lesson learned. For serious.

Christina Aguilera is pregnant

First comes love, then comes engagement, then comes the pregnancy announcement. Christina Aguilera, who got engaged to longtime boyfriend Matt Rutler on Valentine's Day, is totally pregnant. Come On Over, baby No. 2! Big bro Max, 6, is here to show you the ropes and probably shove you to the ground and take your toys a few times, too. A source close to the couple spilled the beans to Us Weekly on Thursday. That was super cool of them, no? ChristinMatt — er, uh, Mattstina? — have been together for three years and met on the set of the film Burlesque. Congrats, you two! Way to get that betrothal in there real quick.

Charlie Sheen's porn star fiancee Brett Rossi is still legally married

Perhaps luckily for Charlie Sheen, considering his past luck, there's a hitch in his plan to get hitched for the fourth time. His fiancee and former porn star Brett Rossi is still legally married to another man, Sheen's rep Jeff Ballard tells People. "She's been separated from this guy for two years," he says. "It's just a matter of the paperwork winding its way through the court system." Yeah. That's what they all say. This didn't come as a surprise to the Anger Management star, though. Apparently he and his lady love have no secrets. So … their conversations are probably a little bit scary compared to those of regular people like you and us. "Charlie is well aware of Scottie's situation," Ballard tells Radar Online. (Scottie is Rossi's nickname.) So, was this proposal for real, then? You can't get married until you're unmarried, right? Either way, at least they're having fun making a spectacle on Twitter. That's all that really matters, right?

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it's a girl for Danny Masterson, Bijou Phillips

Hyde's a dad! So weird. Danny Masterson of That 70's Show fame welcomed daughter Fianna Francis Masterson with wife Bijou Phillips on Valentine's Day. The couple kept all the love and joy and excitement to themselves for a while — selfish, much? — but finally shared the good news on Instagram on Wednesday. Hello friends. Beyond thrilled to announce the birth of our daughter Fianna Francis Masterson! Masterson, 37, captioned a snapshot of himself and baby girl. Mom and baby are doing amazing. You can all refer to me as dj dadpants from now on … Wifey @bijouphillips will post a pic on her insta too. Cheers! And that the Almost Famous actress did, captioning a photo of mama and baby, Fianna Francis Masterson, 2/14/14 8LBS, 5OZ, 21in, she is a perfect valentine!!! Three exclamation points must mean she really, really, really loves her. The couple have been together forever. They dated for eight years before marrying in 2011.

Sarah Hyland assaulted by fan

Sarah Hyland left a Modern Family party in tears on Tuesday night after she was indecently assaulted by a fan while they posed for a photo together. The 23-year-old star became emotional after the fan grabbed her breast outside the Qantas party at the Sebel Pier One in Sydney, Australia. Witnesses say Hyland pushed the 29-year-old man away and screamed, "Don't touch me there!" Her security guards then came to her rescue. Photos from the event — which, let's face it, we can't afford to show you — show the actress pointing at the man who groped her. Hyland left the event early, exiting through the back door in tears, Mail Online reports. New South Wales police say a man was arrested in connection with the incident Wednesday. "A man has now be charged following the alleged indecent assault of a woman (Tuesday)," a spokesperson for the police department said. "It is alleged the man indecently assaulted the 23-year-old woman near Hickson Road, The Rocks, at about 7:50 p.m." Hyland tweeted about the violation, writing, Sorry to all the fans outside the #quantas event that I didn't get to say hi to but I had to leave due to an inappropriate touch by a fan. Boyfriend Matt Prokop piped up as well, and he obviously wasn't too happy about the whole thing, tweeting, To the asshole who assaulted Sarah tonight I hope to God you don't see next week. All Sarah wanted to do tonight was say hi to the girls who were waiting outside one douche can ruin it for everyone. Goodnight. We're a tad infuriated to the max.

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