On TV tonight
Samantha Who?, 8 p.m., ABC Samantha tries to sabotage Todd's competition for a job at a local newspaper. We know this is TV — there are no jobs at local newspapers.
World's Toughest Fixes, 9 p.m., NatGeo A barge blown onto shore on the Mississippi River near new Orleans needs to be moved. Oh, just leave that there and soon enough the water level will be high enough to move it.
So You Think You Can Dance, 9 p.m., Fox Now we know why this show is so popular — finally, some new TV!
— Joshua Gillin firstname.lastname@example.org