Florida is America's Weirdest State. Let's just agree to that as a first principle. Weird things happen everywhere there are human beings, of course, but more weirdness happens in the Sunshine State and it tends to be weirder.
![A man wearing a Darth Vader mask tried to rob a Jacksonville Beach 8 til Late convenience store in November, police said. [Image from surveillance video via Jacksonville Beach Police Department]](/resources/images/dti/2015/12/darthrobber_16498860.jpg)
The Sunshine State might as well have its own edition of the board game Clue. Tampa Bay crime headlines from 2015 read like an "only in Florida" joke about what the heck happened this time.
![Bart the "zombie cat" at the Humane Society of Tampa Bay. The organization was involved in a lawsuit with Bart's owner, Ellis Hutson, over his custody. [Times files]](/resources/images/dti/2015/12/01WEB_YIRWeirdCrime12xx15_7_16494004.jpg)
MIAMI — An 18-year-old woman was stabbed Sunday while she walked on a nature trail at a Florida nudist resort, officials said.
A 22-year-old burglary suspect trying to evade authorities was killed by an 11-foot alligator last month, the Brevard County Sheriff's Office said.
![The 11-foot alligator was trapped by the Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission and euthanized. "A forensic examination of the alligator located remains consistent with the injuries to Riggins inside the alligator's stomach," deputies said. [Brevard County Sheriff's Office]](/resources/images/dti/2015/12/gatorkilled2_16411480.jpg)
"After 8 years, an old mattress becomes a heavy weight, from pounds of dead skin, gallons of sweat, and millions of dust mites that accumulate inside it!" So claims an ad for the concerned Mattress Firm — your salvation is, of course, to purchase a fresh, unsoiled mattress from them. But is this true? Do our …

BRUSSELS — What police force would start playing along with a practical joke when the capital is facing its highest state of alert and its most-wanted fugitive is still on the run? Right! This is surreal Belgium.
![The Belgian Federal Police released this image on Twitter on Monday. Late Sunday, the Belgian Federal Police asked people to stop commenting on ongoing raids in social media to avoid tipping off suspects who could be checking their tweets for suspicious activities in their neighborhood. En masse, they did more than that. The hashtag #BrusselsLockdown suddenly shifted from serious to humorous, tweeting a flood of pictures of all-too-innocent cats in all kinds of situations. [Belgian Federal Police via AP]](/resources/images/dti/2015/11/500095447_16344657.jpg)
OCALA — Doctors say a Central Florida laborer impaled by a piece of rebar from a concrete block is lucky to be alive after the object narrowly missed his vital organs.
From afar, Botswana's diamond mines look like barren construction sites sunk into rocky hills. At their base, hulking excavation machines turn over what appear to be nothing more than piles of dirt.
![This 1,111-carat diamond was recovered from the Karowe Mine in Botswana. There hasn't yet been a price evaluation on the stone. [Lucara Diamond Corp.]](/resources/images/dti/2015/11/BigDiamond_16327445.jpg)
BOSTON — A professional dancer who was injured in the Boston Marathon bombing says American Airlines lost her luggage, which included her prosthetic leg.
![Professional danceeeeer Adrianne Haslet-Davis, here with her brothers Timothy, left, and David as she crosses the finish line of the 118th Boston Marathon, said in a tweet Thursday that American Airlines lost her luggage, which included her prosthetic leg. [Associated Press (2014)]](/resources/images/dti/2015/11/lostleg_16327361.jpg)
Kangaroos can no longer feel smug about their flatulence. Traditionally, it has been thought that the animals produce unusually low amounts of methane when they pass gas. Since livestock farts (I'm looking at you, cows) make up a lot of our global greenhouse gas emissions, that would make kangaroos potential lifesavers …