This'll teach him at least one fact of life
Jennie Scott, 50, of Manatee County appears to be very serious about sex. So serious, in fact, that when she didn't get the proper care late last month from her younger boyfriend, she whacked him with a stick and threatened to upgrade to a pipe wrench, authorities say. The South Florida Sun Sentinel, citing the Smoking Gun website, says a witness called the Sheriff's Office after seeing Scott on top of Jilberto Deleon, 32, "punching and scratching" him. Investigators concluded alcohol played a significant role in the fracas, the Sun Sentinel reports.
Girl saving parking spot gets hit
A kindhearted teenager trying to do a favor for a friend who had just had a baby got thumped by a car for her trouble recently, say police in Cartersville, Ga. The girl, 17, was standing in a parking spot at the local Walmart so her new-mom friend wouldn't have a long walk, when up drives Angela Cornett, a Bartow County School Board member and a very determined shopper, reports Ch. 2 Action News in Atlanta. "She told her to move and then she pulled into the parking spot and hit her with the tire of the vehicle," said Bartow County Sheriff's Office Investigator Jonathan White. Authorities were summoned and Cornett told them the teen "leaned against her vehicle and started to yell, 'She hit me.' " A security camera discredited that story and Cornett was arrested. The teen was not badly hurt and there was no word on the parking situation.
Woman jailed for cursing over ticket
LaRue Ford got a little out of sorts before Christmas in the court clerk's office in iles, Mich., as she tried to take care of an old traffic ticket. She says she left the office grumbling some naughty words to herself. When she returned with $50 for the ticket, she didn't get a receipt, she got arrested, says WOOD-TV, in Grand Rapids. The exact charge was unclear, but she remained in custody until late last week, after the American Civil Liberties Union had filed an emergency appeal to get Ford freed on bail. "It wasn't necessary, it wasn't even necessary to put me through all this," said Ford, 49, who has no criminal record and a master's in social work.
Going away bust
How not to fund the goodbye party
An Illinois man who expected to be headed to jail for quite a while on drug charges wanted one thing: a really memorable going-away party. Trouble was, he was short on cash. Then, inspiration hit him. Rob a bank. The FBI says Mickey Loniello Jr., 36, got busy cooking up a plot to steal a getaway car and rob a Chase Bank branch with a couple of co-conspirators. So far so good. But what Loniello didn't know was one of his cohorts in crime was an undercover FBI agent wearing a wire, the Chicago Sun-Times reported Friday. Oops. The helpful FBI man even helped Loniello out with a dummy .45-caliber handgun. The master criminals were arrested when they attempted the robbery. Flash forward to last week, when Loniello got 19 months for his trouble.
Compiled from wire services and other sources.