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Act now! Swine flu capitalism is a limited-time offer

Step right up, ladies and germs!

Now's your chance to own that personal slice of a raging global health scare. Come close, take a gander at the vast array of swine flu fineries for sale in the lawless ether of the Internet.

Clean your walls! Stock up on face masks! Model a hilarious, pithy T-shirt and make your friends LOL! But tread carefully — the government says beware of companies claiming to have the magic flu elixir.

Read on for a list of actual swine flu products, services and overblown claims we found on the Web.

And don't delay!

This offer only lasts until the next crisis.

Craigslist in Tampa Bay

• Miracle Mineral Supplement is the Answer for the Swine Flu — $25

• If you think you need Earloop Mask for the SWINE FLU and the drug stores are out we have MEDICAL GRADE Ear loop and Cone mask for sale.

• Don't just have your air ducts cleaned, HAVE THEM STERILIZED!!!!! . . . We are BioSweep of Tampa Bay, a brand new company, with proprietary, patented technology that decontaminates ALL air and SURFACE borne bacteria and viruses, EVEN Swine flu virus!

• Schools closed? Kids need a babysitter? I'm currently unemployed and thought it would be a great idea to offer my services to people who just can't take the time off of work, but need a sitter while schools are closed due to the Swine Flu . . .

• QCI, Inc. has a complete one-step quaternary disinfectant cleaner proven to combat a broad spectrum of bacteria, including HIV-1, the AIDS virus, MRSA, and Influenza A/Brazil (H1N1) commonly known as Swine Flu.

• I have a Brand New Twin Cartridge Air Respirator. Never been opened. Had bought 2 for my shop but only needed one. Asking $20 first come first serve. should be good for that swine flu that's going around too hahaha

• PRO DRUMMER AVAILABLE THIS WEEKEND! (TAMPA BAY). My band is off this weekend, and I could use the work. Don't cancel because your drummer is drunk, strung out, sick with swine flu . . .

T-shirts at Zazzle.com

• I have flu-like symptoms, so oink off

• H1N1 negative. Get yourself tested

• I went to Mexico and all I got was this lousy SWINE FLU!

• Spring break was all fun and games until I got Swine Flu

Ebay

• H1N1 Swine Flu Protection Holy Bible Prayer Photo Pic!! The prayer in the picture is taken from chapter 49 and is believed to be the one regarding H1N1 — the swine flu. I have made this picture for myself and hanged it above my bed. I say the prayer every morning.

• This listing is for one 2009 SWINE FLU SURVIVOR bumper sticker. Measures approx 3''x8'' and is printed on high grade vinyl. We have these in stock ready to ship.

• This eBook/CD provides an initial guide of what you need to know about to understand, detect, prevent, and manage Swine Flu.

• I have a great domain name for a fast sale! This is a huge opportunity for somebody with web design skills! SWINEFLUILLINOIS.COM

• Don't catch the Swine Flu . . . WEAR IT! Are you intrigued by the Swine Flu pandemic? You want to be in the action, without actually catching the flu? Now you can. You can wear the official CDC Influenza Swine virus right on your tie. The pattern in the tie is the actual virus.

• 24 Funny Swine Flu Pig Nose Mask , Costume Hog Noses. Sometimes you have to make light of a serious situation!

Act now! Swine flu capitalism is a limited-time offer 05/05/09 [Last modified: Tuesday, May 5, 2009 6:21pm]

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