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Facebook protocol, the Rays' glory, nudist voting

I've learned so much since I joined Facebook this year. After taking a quiz, I now know that the actress I'm most like is Scarlett Johansson. We're both "mysteriously alluring."

I also have discovered the term "friend whore," a person who adds people to a friends list just to boost their numbers. I'm told some My Space addicts also have this sickness. To avoid the malady, use this litmus test: add only old high school/college friends, people you've had a beer with and people you want to invite out for a drink.

So exactly how many bad puns can I make about a voting precinct being placed inside the Caliente Nudist Resort? I don't know. Laughter didn't let me go past 12.

Kudos to the 1,550 people who participated in the Tampa Bay Breast Cancer 3-Day Walk. They gave up a Halloween weekend for a more rewarding treat.

Seen on a bumper sticker: Giving your heart to a man is like giving a computer to a dog.

It's been five days, but I'm still reveling in the glory of the Rays. Nothing can taint the joy I exacted from their stunning rise.

Speaking of baseball, folks who attend the Home Association's Silver Tea on Thursday from 4 p.m. to 6 p.m. will get a chance to win use of a Rays suite for a 2009 game. Call (813) 229-6901 for info.

We've invested a lot of emotion in this election, but we can't let that turn into insanity. Hanging candidates in effigy is wrong. Racist e-mails, fictitious voter registrations and assassination plots taint a process already struggling to maintain the dignity the constitutional forefathers desired.

No matter who wins Tuesday, seek common ground and remember we're all Americans.

That's all I'm saying.

Facebook protocol, the Rays' glory, nudist voting 11/02/08 [Last modified: Tuesday, November 4, 2008 3:53pm]
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