The heart's a funny thing: The Avenue Players Theater of Tarpon Springs will present Acts I and III of Neil Simon's Plaza Suite at 7 p.m. at the Leepa-Rattner Museum of Art, 600 Klosterman Road, Tarpon Springs. $10 members, $12 nonmembers. Includes museum tour, refreshments, "talk back" with cast, gift drawing. Also at 2 p.m. Saturday and Sunday. Call 712-5762.
Seasonal comedy: The Francis Wilson Playhouse presents the comedy A Nice Family Gathering at 8 p.m. at 302 Seminole St., Clearwater. Also at 8 p.m. Monday through next Friday; and 2 p.m. Saturday, Sunday and Dec. 13-14 For tickets, call 446-1360 or visit www. franciswilsonplayhouse.org.
Holiday tunes: The Florida Orchestra Brass Quintet will perform at 7:30 p.m. at the Tarpon Springs Performing Arts Center, 324 Pine St. Tickets: $20, $18 for center members, $12 for students. Call (727) 942-5605 or visit www.tarponarts.org.
Madrigal dinner: East Lake High School performing arts students present entertainment with a catered dinner at 7 p.m. at East Lake High, 1300 Silver Eagle Drive. Also Saturday. Tickets are $20. Call 515-1817.
Dunedin Green Market: Open 8 a.m.-1 p.m. in Pioneer Park, at Main Street and Douglas Avenue.
Fish fry: American Legion Post 7 hosts a fish fry from 5-8 p.m. with live music at 7 at 1760 Turner St., Clearwater. Proceeds help support the troops. The post also accepts old cell phones and flags for proper disposal. Call 442-5293.
Artists reception: The Tarpon Springs Art Association will host a reception for its annual juried art show from 7-9 p.m. at the Tarpon Springs Cultural Center, 101 S Pinellas Ave. Free refreshments. Call 942-5605.
Dance recital: Beauty and the Beast: Enchanted Christmas will be performed at 5:30 p.m. at the Elizabeth Smith Amphitheater Stage in R.E. Olds Park, 107 Shore Drive W, Oldsmar. Call (813) 749-1253.
Dunedin Old-Fashioned Christmas: Horse-drawn carriage rides, caroling, children's activities and more, 6-10 p.m. along Main Street and Broadway downtown. For details, call 812-4530.
Winter Wonderland: The 17-day event opens today at Drew Street and Fort Harrison Avenue, Clearwater, and includes holiday lights, entertainment, Santa, a bounce house, giant slide, pony rides and a new train. Admission is free, but a donation of food or a new toy is requested for charity. Call 442-2099.
Death by Chocolate: The Rotary Club of Largo invites everyone to enjoy delights from 25 local businesses, a silent auction and entertainment from 7-9 p.m. at Largo Cultural Center, 105 Central Park Drive. $20 for advance tickets, $25 at the door. Call (727) 587-6793.
Coffee on the go: Follow the signs and roll down your window for free coffee from 7-8 a.m. at East Lake United Methodist Church, 2801 East Lake Road, Palm Harbor. Call 784-9250.
Bring your camera: Meet former Clearwater Bomber team members from 10 a.m.-1 p.m. at the Plumb House Museum, 1380 Martin Luther King Jr. Ave., Clearwater. Sponsored by the Clearwater Historical Society. Call 442-9011.
Floating, rooted cheer: Dunedin presents its annual Holiday Boat Parade and Tree Lighting Ceremony from 6-8 p.m. at Edgewater Park/Marina. Spectators can view the boat parade from vantage points along Bayshore Boulevard and Edgewater Drive. Bring seating. Call 812-4531.