On stage: The Avenue Players Theatre present the comedy A Tale of Two Masters at the Leepa-Rattner Museum of Art, 600 Klosterman Road, on the Tarpon Springs campus of St. Petersburg College. Showtime is 7 p.m. today (Wednesday), Thursday and Friday and on April 3-4, and 2 p.m. Saturday and Sunday and April 5-6. Cost is $10 for museum members and students, $12 for nonmembers. Call (727) 712-5762.
Downtown Clearwater farmers market: 8 a.m.-1 p.m. every Wednesday at City Hall, 112 S Osceola Ave. Music 11 a.m.-1 p.m. Free parking. Call Bob Fernandez at (727) 461-7674 or visit www.clearwaterfarmersmarket.com.
Meet the author: Join author Rick Rhodes for his travel program, "Exploring Florida's Big Bend Coast" at 2 p.m. Thursday at the Clearwater East Library, 2251 Drew St. Call (727) 669-1280.
Variety show: Countryside High School Drama Department presents Broadway to Go at 7 p.m. Thursday at Countryside High School auditorium, 3000 State Road 580, Clearwater. Tickets are $5. Call (727) 725-7956.
World concern: The film Sand and Sorrow, depicting the ongoing conflict in Darfur, will be shown at 7 p.m. Thursday at the Golda Meir/Kent Jewish Center, 2010 Greenbriar Blvd., Clearwater. The film is free, but donations will be sent to SaveDarfur.Org. Call Stuart Berger at (727) 530-3223.
Wear green: The Palm Harbor Community Center, 1500 16th St., will have a St. Patrick's-themed dinner with corned beef and cabbage and entertainment by Royal Time Music 5-7 p.m.. Bring your own beverage. Cost is $7 for members, $8 for nonmembers. Advance paid reservations suggested. Call (727) 771-6000.
Classical concert: Hear trios for clarinet, violoncello and piano at 8 p.m. at St. Alfred's Episcopal Church, 1601 Curlew Road, Palm Harbor. Free will offering. Call (727) 785-1601.
Floral artistry: See floral designs interpreted as "favorite things" 1-5 p.m. Friday and 10 a.m.-2 p.m. Saturday at the Clearwater Garden Club, 405 Seminole St. Free admission. Call (727) 442-5856.
Dunedin Green Market: Find produce, cheese, pasta, nuts, plants and herbs, natural pet treats and organic products 8 a.m.-1 p.m. every Friday in Pioneer Park through the end of April. Call (727)733-4215 or e-mail GreenMarketManager@verizon.net.