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Satire: Biden dispatched on special mission to Antarctica

President Obama is taking no chances on a repeat Oprah performance such as this one starring Jill and Joe Biden.

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President Obama is taking no chances on a repeat Oprah performance such as this one starring Jill and Joe Biden.

In the first major initiative of his presidency, Barack Obama today dispatched Vice President Joe Biden on what he called "an important and special mission" to Antarctica.

The news of Biden's unexpected trip appeared to take the vice president by surprise, as he was in the middle of making a joke about Chief Justice John Roberts to members of the press corps when the president interrupted him with the news.

"Here's how John Roberts sings the National Anthem," Biden was saying. " 'Oh see can you say…' "

Obama, yanking away Biden's microphone, then informed him of the extraordinary journey to the South Pole he was about to undertake. The president was vague but did indicate that it could take "up to four years."

His wife, Jill Biden, offered another version of events during an appearance later in the day on Oprah. "Joe was given a choice of places to go and he picked Antarctica," she said.

"President Obama said he could also go to the moon or Mars." Her remarks were cut short when Obama appeared on the set and unplugged her microphone.

Other than the Biden news, Obama's day went as planed, meeting with senior staff, drawing up a budget, and being sworn in as president for the third time.

Satire: Biden dispatched on special mission to Antarctica 01/24/09 [Last modified: Saturday, January 24, 2009 3:30am]

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