Wednesday, May 23, 2018
Politics

Sue Carlton: Of judges, chickens and mayoral pants

I have this cynical theory on how we "elect" judges around here — one that might soon be put to the test.

Two lawyers are in the race to replace retiring Hillsborough Circuit Judge Manuel Menendez next year. One, Kim Hernandez Vance, has run before. She is a commercial litigation attorney and shareholder in the Tampa office of Gray Robinson. Okay, sounds solid.

The other is Michael Scionti.

He is (deep breath here) a former prosecutor and state legislator who has served in Iraq and Afghanistan and was appointed by President Barack Obama to be U.S. deputy assistant secretary of defense for homeland defense and intergovernmental affairs. His late father was head of the Hillsborough Democratic Party and a true political character in Tampa.

More? Eight pages of supporters listed on Scionti's campaign website include many current and former legislators, county commissioners, City Council folk, members of Congress, well-known lawyers and business types, and also the current mayor, state attorney and public defender. The sheriff, too. Fair to say Scionti is known and liked in these parts.

My theory, from two decades of watching and covering judicial elections: Voters sometimes do not know for whom they are voting.

This is not entirely their fault. Judge races are odd ducks, since the candidates aren't allowed to say much politics-wise. Maybe voters get to the end of the ballot and pick names with appeal.

Hispanic names are said to have the edge, locally at least. Women's names, too. Candidates with gender-neutral first names have even been known to add to the ballot unambiguous middle names (such as Ann), just to be clear on the subject.

All of which makes this race one to watch.

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Now, to the politics of chickens.

These days chickens are no longer considered pure country, pecking the roadsides of rural Ruskin and wandering Wimauma. Apparently, there's not much hipper than an urban chicken.

In fact, should the city of Tampa pass its proposed chicken ordinance that would allow genteel South Tampa ladies and Seminole Heights hipsters alike to keep a couple of cluckers out back, it will be officially easier to have a city chicken than one in unincorporated Hillsborough County.

While declining to comment on the relative hipness of city chickens, County Attorney Chip Fletcher confirmed it: "Basically farm animals including domestic fowl are prohibited in residential areas of the county," he says.

Farm animals? In the city, we prefer the term "pets with feathers."

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Finally, a note on mayoral fashion.

Yes, I often invoke Tampa Mayor Bob Buckhorn's Brooks Brothers look that says much about him, and how it is sometimes balanced by his penchant for, let us say, eye-catching pants at certain festive events. He wears green shamrock slacks for St. Patty's — not shamrock green, but really, really green with shamrocks on them.

So what did he wear as the first mayor in the St. Pete Pride parade? Not a suit, nor, sadly, his famously plaid pants, but standard-issue khakis and button-down. "Light starch," he reports. "That's as casual as I can be."

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