ST. PETERSBURG — Hey, paparazzi! Charlie Crist and Carole Rome are getting married!
Didn't you hear? GOVERNOR. WEDDING.
(Trucks on highway. Trickling water. Baby sleeping.)
It's true. Google the gov and his fiancee and you'll find more chatter about the planned protests by gay rights organizations during their Friday nuptials than sheer tinglies over their celebrity.
Once upon a time, businesswoman and socialite Carole Rome played the New York scene, partying with stars, hosting lavish events in the Hamptons, dotting the pages of society mags and blogs. But now she's engaged to a politician who can freely stroll the streets of his hometown. Who wears polo shirts. Whose haircut costs $9.
In a world of Perez Hilton and TMZ, they're beans.
"Socialites only sort of hit our radar if they have reality shows, to be frank," said Jill Stempel, New York bureau chief of World Entertainment News Network, a top celebrity news agency. "I'm aware that he was under consideration for the vice president and he's a political player and it's interesting, but we are not sending a photographer to cover it, just because the celebrity factor isn't there. No disrespect to the future Mrs. Crist, but she needs to get a reality show and then she'll be on our radar."
So it's not America's Next Top Electric Slide. The wedding is still big news, especially for Florida. Crist is the state's first governor to get hitched in office since Claude Kirk in 1967. A gaggle of reporters and photographers, including journalists from the St. Petersburg Times, will document the hoopla. Security details are secret, but Crist's office has released specific press instructions to keep wayward writers from storming the gates.
Publicity calls have come nonstop for Patti Adams, wedding coordinator at St. Petersburg's First United Methodist Church, where the couple will wed before their private reception at the Renaissance Vinoy Resort.
"Most have been local. I have had a couple of requests that I forwarded on to Tallahassee from a couple major magazines. One was People and the other was a rag that I won't even talk about. But most are local."
And who knows? If any paparazzi do decide to show, they may actually get a nip of reality TV sauce. In New York, Rome was known to hobnob with cast members of the Bravo television series The Real Housewives of New York City, including Jill Zarin. In November, Zarin updated her personal Web site with this:
"… We have 6 trips planned thru March. A wedding in Florida…"
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