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WASHINGTON — Perhaps like many sensible citizens, you read Investor's Business Daily for its sturdy common sense in defending free markets and other rational arrangements. If so, you too may have been startled recently by an astonishing statement on that newspaper's front page. It was in a report on the intention of the world's second-largest brewer, Belgium's InBev, to buy control of the third-largest, Anheuser-Busch, for $46.3-billion. The story asserted: "The (alcoholic beverage) industry's continued growth, however slight, has been a surprise to those who figured that when the economy turned south, consumers would cut back on nonessential items like beer."
"Nonwhat"? Do not try to peddle that proposition in the bleachers or at the beaches in July. It is closer to the truth to say: No beer, no civilization.
The development of civilization depended on urbanization, which depended on beer. To understand why, consult Steven Johnson's marvelous 2006 book The Ghost Map: The Story of London's Most Terrifying Epidemic — and How It Changed Science, Cities, and the Modern World. It is a great scientific detective story about how a horrific cholera outbreak was traced to a particular neighborhood pump for drinking water. And Johnson begins a mind-opening excursion into a related topic this way:
"The search for unpolluted drinking water is as old as civilization itself. As soon as there were mass human settlements, waterborne diseases like dysentery became a crucial population bottleneck. For much of human history, the solution to this chronic public-health issue was not purifying the water supply. The solution was to drink alcohol."
Often the most pure fluid available was alcohol — in beer and, later, wine — which has antibacterial properties. Sure, alcohol has its hazards, but as Johnson observes, "Dying of cirrhosis of the liver in your forties was better than dying of dysentery in your twenties." Besides, alcohol, although it is a poison, and an addictive one, became, especially in beer, a driver of a species-strengthening selection process.
Johnson notes that historians interested in genetics believe that the roughly simultaneous emergence of urban living and the manufacturing of alcohol set the stage for a survival-of-the-fittest sorting-out among the people who abandoned the hunter-gatherer lifestyle and, literally and figuratively speaking, went to town.
To avoid dangerous water, people had to drink large quantities of, say, beer. But to digest that beer, individuals needed a genetic advantage that not everyone had — what Johnson describes as the body's ability to respond to the intake of alcohol by increasing the production of particular enzymes called alcohol dehydrogenases. This ability is controlled by certain genes on chromosome four in human DNA, genes not evenly distributed to everyone. Those who lacked this trait could not, as the saying is, "hold their liquor." So, many died early and childless, either of alcohol's toxicity or from waterborne diseases.
The gene pools of human settlements became progressively dominated by the survivors — by those genetically disposed to, well, drink beer. "Most of the world's population today," Johnson writes, "is made up of descendants of those early beer drinkers, and we have largely inherited their genetic tolerance for alcohol."
Johnson suggests that this explains why certain of the world's population groups, such as American Indians and Australian Aborigines, have had disproportionately high levels of alcoholism: These groups never endured the cruel culling of the genetically unfortunate that town dwellers endured. If so, the high alcoholism rates among American Indians are not, or at least not entirely, ascribable to the humiliations and deprivations of the reservation system. Rather, the explanation is that not enough of their ancestors lived in towns.
But that is a potential stew of racial or ethnic sensitivities that we need not stir in this correction of Investor's Business Daily. Suffice it to say that the good news is really good: Beer is a health food. And you do not need to buy it from those wan, unhealthy-looking people who seem to run all the health food stores.
So let there be no more loose talk about beer not being essential. Benjamin Franklin was, as usual, on to something when he said, "Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." Or, less judgmentally, and for secular people who favor a wall of separation between church and tavern, beer is evidence that nature wants us to be.
George Will's e-mail address is georgewill@washpost.com.
Budweiser - YUK! That is THE most awful tasting beer on the planet. HORRIBLE, NASTY taste. Coors Lite rules!
by JUDY
Jul 15, 2008 8:28 PM
I DRINK BEER EVERY DAY- PROBABLY 6 CANS
I NEVER FEEL DRUNK, I JUST LOVE BEER! OH, I DRINK BUDWEISER
by Lois
Jul 15, 2008 1:50 PM
I can't believe how "sober" some of these comments are. Lighten up, folks! Most people who drink beer do so responsibly....try it, you may like it! Get a global view, will you?
by Dan
Jul 15, 2008 1:49 PM
So why do people drink non-alcholic beer ?? Might as well drink nasty water..
by Robin
Jul 15, 2008 10:03 AM
My great aunt drank a beer a day, and she lived to be 94 yrs old. How can you beat that? We bought a kegerator!
by Habilus
Jul 15, 2008 10:03 AM
The beer that they drank in the Middle Ages was very much weaker than today's brews, and wine was mixed with water. And MEL, that place is too overpriced and the beers are stale, but nice plug anyway. ST. PETE, many still die from waterborn disease.
by margaret
Jul 15, 2008 10:03 AM
I drink beer to forget things I can't remember.Beer is best to drink boiling hot.
by Shonee
Jul 15, 2008 10:03 AM
Beer is wicked awesome.
by Steve
Jul 15, 2008 12:28 AM
This artical deserves some respect. Like bad water, there is bad beer! I've been brewing my own beer now for over a year. To me it comes down to store bought or home brewed? I love all beer, but I feel safer with my quality of living at home. LOL
by Patrick
Jul 14, 2008 8:55 PM
Beer is food
by Darrell
Jul 14, 2008 7:40 PM
Mmmmm Beer!
by Patrick
Jul 14, 2008 7:32 PM
This is a good argument for people to quit eating snacks like donuts, candy, pastries, potato chips,cookies, etc.
Save up all those calories and yes you can have 12 healty Bud Light's a day...
I'll drink to that at beer-thirty....
by Randy
Jul 14, 2008 6:26 PM
I never thought that the day would come that I would agree with George Will! This Bud's for you George, cheers!
by Barbara
Jul 14, 2008 6:25 PM
thats why I drink it
by Mel
Jul 14, 2008 6:16 PM
Yeah! And the best place to get a beer around these parts is at the Independent! Pricey, but the beer experience is awesome. Try Rogue's Imperial IPA! It's DELISH!
by Paul
Jul 14, 2008 6:14 PM
Finally! Now this is a newsworthy story, dammit!
by Hank
Jul 14, 2008 6:14 PM
When it hits your lips it tastes so good.
by St Pete
Jul 14, 2008 4:44 PM
Consuming alcohol is justified here by..."dying of cirrhosis..in your 40's..better than dying of dysentery in your 20's". No one dies of dysentary anymore so why are people still dying of cirrosis and other alcohol related diseases? Some health food.
by Sheryl
Jul 13, 2008 7:28 PM
I had no idea that George Will had a sense of humor - or that he believed in evolution. Now if only he liked chocolate...
by the botz
Jul 13, 2008 7:28 PM
beer beer beer let it flow like water
by Nurse-Jennie
Jul 13, 2008 7:28 PM
I'll drink to that! Is it beer:thirty yet?
by Kimberly
Jul 13, 2008 7:28 PM
Drinking & driving culls everyone, innocent people too. Please drink at home. If you have friends over, make sure they bring pillows & blankets so they can spend the night. I was a live-in attendant for car crash victims. Quadriplegia, brain damage.
by Sue
Jul 13, 2008 7:28 PM
Beerios the breakfast of champions!!!!!
by VB
Jul 13, 2008 7:28 PM
Beer builds better bodies
by steve
Jul 13, 2008 7:27 PM
Good work, Will--this Heineken's for you!
But how many a day are not good for me?
C'mon, Will, be man, not a liberal or something less--what is our life expectancy based on a case a day, or half a case?
Should we switch to red wine?
by Bill
Jul 13, 2008 9:55 AM
oversimplified argument; proper sanitation had a far greater effect for civilization than any selective advantage afforded alcohol tolerance. SW Native Americans had fermented beverages as part of ceremonies, europeans introduced overconsumption
by otis
Jul 12, 2008 11:30 PM
i usually put beer on my corn flakes!!!
by Tal
Jul 12, 2008 11:30 PM
Hoorah beer!!
by GulpPuff
Jul 12, 2008 11:30 PM
Tax health food by 18% and leave beer and cigarettes alone.
by jb
Jul 12, 2008 7:39 PM
it made bud-weiser
by db
Jul 12, 2008 7:39 PM
I knew there was a reason I love beer.....it's healthy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Lin
Jul 12, 2008 7:39 PM
Well, this is the zaniest sensible argument I've heard in a long time.
by Sam
Jul 12, 2008 7:39 PM
Tax beer 25 cents a 6 pack and Florida would be in the black in a matter of weeks.
by Don
Jul 12, 2008 7:38 PM
George Will is a man's man!
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