Wednesday, January 17, 2018

How many presidents would fit between two ferns? (w/video)

In case you want to keep getting indignant about President Obama's appearance on Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis, here are two handy lists:

10 presidents who would never have appeared on Between Two Ferns

10. George Washington (too vulnerable to tooth-aimed jibes)

9. Andrew Johnson (no one would have asked him)

8. John Tyler (even fewer people would have asked him)

7. James Garfield (little demand for his party trick of writing in Greek with one hand and Latin with the other)

6. Calvin Coolidge (for obvious reasons; when told by a possibly apocryphal dinner companion that she had bet a friend she could make him say more than two words, he responded, "You lose.")

5. William Howard Taft (the camera adds 10 pounds)

4. Franklin Pierce (about the only person on speaking terms with him was Nathaniel Hawthorne)

3. Teddy Roosevelt (would have had to put stick down, speak loudly)

2. John Adams (no fun)

1. John Quincy Adams (even less fun)

10 presidents who would have appeared on Between Two Ferns

10. Bill Clinton (as 42, he'd already appeared Between Two Bushes)

9. Andrew Jackson (less detrimental to the dignity of the presidency than his giant cheese block/election in the first place)

8. Richard Nixon (he was on Laugh-In)

7. Thomas Jefferson (as long as he got to talk about yeoman farmers)

6. Benjamin Harrison (he'd already appeared Between Two Clevelands)

5. William Henry Harrison (would have talked forever during a cold rain, no matter what the plan was)

4. Franklin Delano Roosevelt (just put the ferns in front of a fire and, presto!, it's a fireside chat)

3. Abraham Lincoln ("I'm not letting Mary Todd anywhere near you" would have taken on an entirely different meaning.)

2. Woodrow Wilson (he would have appeared anywhere to promote the League of Nations)

1. Barack Obama

— Washington Post

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