Ralphie wanted a Red Ryder BB gun. Many dream of a white Christmas. And some little boys and girls want only their two front teeth.
This morning, did you get what you wanted for Christmas?
On this day we look at some local sports figures and what they wanted to see wrapped up under their tree this morning, starting with the Bucs' Josh Freeman.
A fan base that appreciates the Bucs quarterback for all the things he does instead of criticizing him for all the things he doesn't do.
tom jones' two cents
A new whistle. You just know the Bucs coach has worn out the old one making sure his players have had their toes on the line in 2012.
Tampa Bay sports fans
A local TV show that discusses the topics of the week in Tampa Bay sports. Maybe put J.P. Peterson in as host and have local sports, media and broadcasting types bat around the hot topics.
The end of the NHL lockout so the Lightning star, top left, can get on already with becoming the best player in the NHL. And for some of his teammates, clockwise from top right …
Marty St. Louis
A hockey season.
See Marty St. Louis.
See Ryan Malone. (You know, we could do this all day.)
The radio voice of the Lightning already got his gift of not having to yell SCOOOOOOOOORE!!!! for the past three months.
A big toe that doesn't resemble an Idaho potato, and one that doesn't keep the Bucs guard out of another season.
David Price's dog — the most famous and, by far, the coolest pet in Tampa Bay history — gets a Yankees chew toy.
More strength, more energy and more time to continue being one of this world's most valuable advocates in the fight against pediatric cancer. And you know, this time of year, Dick would probably like it if people went to his website, DickVitaleOnline.com, to contribute to that cause.
A knee that doesn't resemble a plate of spaghetti, and one that doesn't keep the Bucs guard out of another season.
Some well-deserved recognition for just how good a player the Bucs tackle has become. Oh, and some throat lozenges so he can keep saying whatever he darn well pleases.
Enough dough to patch up the defense like the Bucs general manager plugged the holes on offense last offseason.
A few bottles of Adderall so they can at least do something real NFL cornerbacks do.
Another 2012 calendar so he thinks he's the same age and decides to play another season with the Bucs.
A cellphone that doesn't ring. That way he won't be able to answer the calls from teams wanting him to be their head coach, and he can stay right where we need him: working on Sunday Night Football.
A cellphone that doesn't ring. That way he won't be able to answer the calls from teams wanting him to be their head coach, and he can stay right where we need him: working on Monday Night Football.
For all this guy does on the field and in the community, the Rays manager gets whatever he wants.
Well, let's see here. He has a new $100 million contract extension, a Playmate girlfriend and a baby on the way. I'd say the Rays third baseman truly is the man who has everything.
A catcher. And a DH. And another outfielder. Maybe a bullpen arm. Yikes, Santa probably couldn't fit all that down the chimney. Okay, can they at least have a healthy Evan Longoria for 162 games?
St. Petersburg residents
A mayor who has a serious solution — not just waving a lease — for the Rays stadium dilemma.
The new USF football coach needs a quarterback, a defense and a map of how to get to all the local high schools — you know, all the things former coach Skip Holtz didn't have.
Just one kid who is 6 feet 6 and can shoot from downtown and jump out of the gym and rebound like a hawk and wants to play four years of college basketball just so he can take USF from an average program to a Sweet 16 team.
The USF athletic director needs a conference that doesn't resemble the Titanic.
Here's a stocking full of surprises for local sports fans:
A quarterback who makes them happy. The realization that they have the best manager in baseball. A new baseball stadium so they don't have to worry about the Rays moving. Bucs tickets so games won't be blacked out next season. Directions to the Sun Dome so they can go watch USF basketball. And playoff tickets for the Rays, Bucs and Lightning … if the Lightning ever plays again.
The calendar Ronde Barber got so the Ray can continue having the greatest year for a reliever in baseball history.
A nameplate that says "General Manager'' so we can call him that instead of that hoity-toity title of "Executive Vice President of Baseball Operations'' or whatever he calls himself for the Rays.