Saturday, July 21, 2018
Colleges

U-G-L-Y, these uniforms ain't got no alibi

After Florida unveiled this week's new alternate Gators-like uniforms Monday night, the Twitter reaction was swift — and not very kind.

While recruits might like them (and maybe they look better in person), we're not fans. That got us wondering: What other uniforms join these scaly monstrosities as the worst in recent college football history?

 

Day-Glo Oregon

Yellow is fine as an accent. Not so much as the main attraction.

 

Maize Michigan

See above.

 

What the … Wyoming?

I don't get the camo thing. It looks like someone splattered yellow paint on the Cowboys' shoulders and legs. Missed a spot, guys.

 

Sam Houston State's mistake

I didn't like Jackson Pollock when I had to take an art history class in college. I certainly don't like his work on a football field.

 

Mixed-up Maryland

It's supposed to look like the state flag. I get it. But there are other, less awful ways to accomplish that goal.

 

Oh, no, Ohio State

The Gators aren't the only blue-blood program that can abandon respected, classic uniforms for no particular reason.

 

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