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NEW ORLEANS — One game in, and it appears only one thing stands between the Bucs and the playoffs.
That's right: Rust-Oleum.
For the Bucs, it is time to buy the stuff by the vat. It is time to have a dozen trainers working around the clock, rubbing it into Jeff Garcia's clanking right shoulder. It is time for a little spit, a little polish and copious amounts of lubrication.
Because if opening day was any indication, the Bucs offense is going to look a lot like a junkyard washing machine.
Did you get a load of Rusty Garcia and the Cobwebbed Crusaders in Tampa Bay's 24-20 loss to the Saints on Sunday? They sputtered. They spewed. They spent a lot of time turning third downs into fourth downs.
Look, it wasn't so much that the Bucs lost. It happens. The math experts among us love to point out that half of the teams in the NFL lost their openers and that, really, did anyone expect Tampa Bay to go undefeated?
What was surprising, however, was that the best part of last year's Bucs team — the ever-plucky Garcia — struggled so mightily. You remember, don't you? Garcia would bob and weave through the rush, and he would flick a pass so accurate it was like throwing darts into hummingbirds, and just like that, the players around him looked better.
Not Sunday. Sunday, he looked like a quarterback who had spent too long in the deep freezer. He seemed jerky, out of rhythm. He threw behind receivers. He threw at the feet of receivers. The parts of him that didn't look like rust looked like cobwebs.
"I didn't play good enough, especially in the first half," Garcia said. "I know I'm capable of so much better as a quarterback and as a leader of this team. I know that in order for this team to be more successful, I need to be better at the beginning.
"I put that on myself. I'm always going to be hard on myself and very critical. There are things I need to correct and correct in a hurry."
There are, of course, reasons that he didn't play well. Injuries kept him out of most of training camp, and he played in only one preseason game. And, yes, even 38-year-old quarterbacks need practice.
And yet, the Bucs spent much of the postgame avoiding the suggestions of rust, as if perhaps it could somehow be construed as an excuse. (No, it can't.)
If you are the Bucs, however, don't you want Garcia's problems, don't you need Garcia's problems, to be rust? After all, what are the alternatives? Age? Inability? Lingering feelings over the Brett Favre flirtation?
Right about now, the Bucs need to embrace the rust. They need to have Garcia do a Jiffy Lube commercial while dressed as the Tin Man. They need to have him hum the words to Neil Young's Rust Never Sleeps.
Why? Because rust can be removed.
Coach Jon Gruden admitted the inactivity had an effect.
"I think that's the way a coach or a traditionalist looks at it," Gruden said. "When you're inactive, it doesn't help you."
Judging from the first three quarters, there seems to be a lot of it there. Consider third down. Going into the final quarter, the Bucs were 0-for-8 on third downs. That includes Garcia completing 2 of 6 passes on those downs, and the two completions were underneath gimmes that ended up a combined 22 yards from first downs. He missed Joey Galloway on a crossing pattern. He threw at Alex Smith's feet. Garcia completed two dozen passes, but only one went for as many as 20 yards.
To be fair, Garcia was much better in the final quarter, working underneath and looking more comfortable in the pocket. Still, Garcia blamed himself for his final pass — an interception when the Bucs had fourth and 6 at the Saints 24 with 38 seconds to play.
"The major thing for me is I lost track of where the linebacker was," Garcia said. "I knew we had to get 7 yards, and I think it would have been close. Unfortunately, I didn't make the right decision. If I had it all to do over again, I probably would have gone outside."
For a quarterback, this is the way the world works. If it is a criticism that people point out that Garcia didn't make the big play, it is a compliment that people expected him to do so. Either way, Garcia has to be better if the offense is going to be.
The thing is, Garcia swears this offense is going to be good. Perhaps. Still, it would be good to see. All he has to do is knock off the cobwebs and get the engine running.
One game down. There is still plenty of time for the quarterback to remove a little rust and restore a little trust.
[Last modified: Sep 10, 2008 08:05 AM]
Comments on this article
by keith
Sep 9, 2008 12:21 PM
Gruden is pathetic................he's gotta go
by DV
Sep 8, 2008 9:01 PM
by andrew Sep 8, 2008 10:02 AM
Two words, NO OFFENSIVE LINE = NO OFFENSIVE PRODUCTION
Umm, that's 6 words...
by buc fan
Sep 8, 2008 9:01 PM
lets see , playoffs were over in January, preseason is in August , and your Rusty in September? Hilliard was good, should have taken Galloway out and put in another tight end and run - short pass it
by Joe
Sep 8, 2008 9:01 PM
Griese may not be the long term solution, but he is better now than Garcia. Why do you think JG was trying to get Favre so desperately? Garcia has never been great, only good. Now he is old.
by mike
Sep 8, 2008 1:34 PM
Why do we keep acting like this is a super bowl team and the quarterbacks play will determine our fate? Garcia is average at best. Griese is NOT the solution. We need a long term solution. Trade Garcia, Galloway and Brooks for young talent & rebuild.
by Dorothy
Sep 8, 2008 1:31 PM
Why didn't the Coach Jon put another quarterback in. We wan to win and that is important so we can anticipate maybe having a Suprbowl right here in Tampa Bay. Hey Jon, use Griese he is goooooood.
by Fritz
Sep 8, 2008 1:30 PM
Hi Gary,
I love the new name, "Rusty Garcia and the Cobwebbed Crusaders"
by jp
Sep 8, 2008 1:30 PM
NO was awful last season as they were a mediocre team with a 1st place schedule. Bucs won the weakest division with a mediocre team and a last place sched. What goes around comes around in more ways than one. Gruden is good for his 7-9 average.
by greg
Sep 8, 2008 12:08 PM
I would have put Griese In for the second half. and the bucs should have run a lot more.but the Bucs will get better, have faith!!
by tranottoc
Sep 8, 2008 12:08 PM
Life is nothing but Peaks and Valleys. Garcia Peaked last season. After the Peak comes the Valley.
by Chuck
Sep 8, 2008 12:08 PM
Agreed - should have played #8. I know you can't judge preseason work; but Greise has his hands around running this offense way better than Garcia does(going back to last season if you ask me).
by Scott
Sep 8, 2008 12:08 PM
Jeez, here we go again with the panic created by the writers who get paid to stoke it up. Come on, we were 0-1 last year after a road loss. Our running game was great and our defense just had an off day. The Bucs are fine, panic if they lose Sunday.
by Jay
Sep 8, 2008 12:08 PM
Blame Garcia? OK. Blame Gruden for giving up on the run? OK. 150 yards through 3 quarters? Yes, Jon, why stick with the run? Again! Pathetic
by P Vine
Sep 8, 2008 10:04 AM
#8 should have started at QB
by andrew
Sep 8, 2008 10:02 AM
Two words, NO OFFENSIVE LINE = NO OFFENSIVE PRODUCTION
by Dale
Sep 8, 2008 9:48 AM
Yeh...the offensive line gave him all the time in the world....he could have baked cookies back there with all the the time they gave him......riiiiight?
by Pete
Sep 8, 2008 9:48 AM
If he isn't any better in the first half against Atlanta, I hope Gruden benches him and let's see if Griese can move the team like he did in pre-season.
by ED
Sep 8, 2008 9:48 AM
He,Garcia,should have played more in the last two preseason game.If he was not ready,which was patently obvious by his performance in his only preseason appearnce and Sunday's game,than either Griese or Mc Cown should have started.
by Edward
Sep 8, 2008 9:48 AM
Two words: Brian Griese (please)
by rod
Sep 8, 2008 9:48 AM
The Jets won. Just sayin.
by orlbucfan
Sep 8, 2008 9:46 AM
Garcia wasn't the only one covered w/rust. So was Chucky Gruden's offensive playbook. Why sign Warrick Dunn if you don't throw him passes out of the backfield? The Defensive Secondary and Special Team look very good--reason to hope. GO BUCS!
by michele
Sep 8, 2008 9:44 AM
Now I understand why Gurden only "DATES" his QBs..
You need lots of practice Garcia...LOTS!!!
Our RBs looked FANTASTIC!!
by Thomas
Sep 8, 2008 9:44 AM
So, not playing Garcia during preseason.......how's that working out?????
by nick
Sep 8, 2008 9:44 AM
and this guy wanted a contract extention? anyone else want to see Griese out there?
by CVal
Sep 8, 2008 9:44 AM
And why exactly is anyone surprised? Anyone notice who hasn't played in the P/S games? Maybe if we had a LT and ou RG didn't get hurt and if a frog had wings he wouldn't bump his butt.
by andres
Sep 8, 2008 9:44 AM
here we go; one game and we are all critical already... the blame shouldn't go on garcia, the defense 3 huge plays that went for touchdowns (they'll be back), and why didn't we run more (146 on just 20 car) graham was a beast but only got 10 carries.
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