The surrogate
It begins with a woman who yearns for a baby and another who is willing and able to give her one. You can imagine the motives of the prospective parents. But what about the woman willing to carry a baby, give birth and then walk away?
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You know all the essential things about Barry Melrose — former Kings coach, ESPN commentator and, of course, proud owner of the "mullet," right. But you might not know these 10 things about the man expected to be named today as the Lightning's new coach.
He is a first cousin of Maple Leafs legend Wendel Clark, top right, who played with the Lightning, and a distant cousin of former Red Wing Joey Kocur, right.
He has several acting credits, always playing himself. He was in Slap Shot 2: Breaking the Ice, one of the worst movie sequels of all time, as well as the not-so-bad Mystery, Alaska, which starred Russell Crowe and Burt Reynolds. And Lightning founder Phil Esposito played himself. Melrose even appeared on the ABC sitcom Spin City.
He once was a disciple of Tony Robbins, the business guru who used to end seminars with people walking over hot coals. Melrose even appeared in a Robbins infomercial.
There is a Web blog called "Barry Melrose Rocks." It reads:
Barry Melrose Rocks. After all, nothing says hockey like a thoroughly greased mullet. Analysis, rambling and rants from around the NHL (from a guy who is NOT Barry Melrose).
Melrose lost the 1993 Stanley Cup to the Canadiens and a coach Lightning fans are very familiar with: the lovable Jacques Demers, right. After the series, Melrose said, "I told Jacques that if I had to lose to somebody, I am glad it was to you. He is a great man, and I love him. Hockey needs more coaches like Jacques Demers."
Let's just say he was an NHL tough guy. In 300 games, he had only 10 goals with 23 assists. And 728 penalty minutes!
He has a fishing fly named after him. It's the "Melrose Mullet," and it is made to attract big fish who are not too picky about what they eat.
Everybody talks about Melrose's coaching career, but he was a heck of a player. Well, at least as a junior. He was good enough to be taken in the second round — 36th overall — in the 1976 NHL draft by the Montreal Canadiens.
In 2004, Melrose and ESPN buddy Steve Levy became part-owners of the Adirondack Frostbite of the United Hockey League. They suspended operations two years later.
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Tom Jones' Two Cents
A weight-training Web site called CriticalBench.com did a Q&A with Melrose and he was asked, "If you could fight anyone in hockey, who would you fight and not want to fight?" Melrose answered, "I'd fight Marty St. Louis, and I would not want to fight Georges Laraque."
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Comments on this article
by DaveyO
Jun 27, 2008 9:42 AM
billyd, just because a guy has a mullet doesn't mean he's Barry Melrose. I think you are either confused or a liar. Regardless you sound like a sissy that needs a good slapping. I know you can't skate so go cry to your mother. cake eater.
by billyd
Jun 25, 2008 4:40 PM
I met Barry Melrose at Bern's in the main lobby and and I asked during the cup run if he thought TB could beat Calgary. He laughed the question off stating we had neither the team nor the area to ever win the cup. Now the SOB is our coach. Irony!
by billyd
Jun 25, 2008 11:59 AM
I met Barry Melrose at Bern's in the main lobby and and I asked during the cup run if he thought TB could beat Calgary. He laughed the question off stating we had neither the team nor the area to ever win the cup. Now the SOB is our coach. Irony!
by Bill
Jun 24, 2008 11:04 AM
11. Barry did nothing but badmouth the Lightning during the run for the cup as a commentator on ESPN. Now he will be at the helm of the franchise.
by fred
Jun 24, 2008 11:04 AM
i'm sick of all you barry haters. grow up. he was an analyst, thats what they do.
by DRG
Jun 24, 2008 10:48 AM
This makes me sick, Melrose was a Lightning hater all through the cup run. Torts was 10 times the coach he will ever be, sad day for the bolts.
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