'7 Homeless Mammoths Wander New England': Dean Wreen's university is in dire financial straits, so she is faced with having to close the on-campus natural history museum at her university at the same time as her ex-girlfriend comes back into town in this "academic sex comedy." Closes today at 3 p.m. Regular price is $39. Student advance tickets $20, student rush tickets (30 minutes before curtain) are $10. Senior discount is $2 off single tickets. Active military tickets are free, and friends and family get 20 percent off. American Stage Theatre Company at Raymond James Theater, 163 Third St. N, St. Petersburg. (727) 823-7529. americanstage.org.
Florida Suncoast Barbershop Chorus: The group presents the Patriotic Sing Out Show featuring patriotic songs performed a cappella. Dinner available for purchase. 2:30 p.m. $13. Largo Community Center, 400 Alt. Keene Road. (727) 518-3131.
'Jeffrey': Suncoast AIDS Theatre Project and FreeFall Theatre team up to present a reading of Paul Rudnick's play about a gay man who has reconciled himself to celibacy. 7:30 p.m. $10. Freefall Theatre, 6099 Central Ave., St. Petersburg. (727) 498-5205. freefalltheatre.com.
Vinyasa flow yoga: This form of yoga can offer practitioners increased muscle strength, endurance and flexibility through continual movements, from one pose to another synchronized to the breath. 6:30 to 7:45 p.m. Treasure Island Beach Trail Park, 10400 Gulf Blvd. (517) 417-1952.
Muvico Free Summer Film Fest: Today's free summer family film is The Smurfs. 10 a.m. Baywalk 20, 151 Second Ave. N, St. Petersburg. (727) 502-9573. muvico.com/summerFilmFest.aspx.
Buddhist meditation: Develop a clearer mind and calmer soul in this guided meditation. Held each Tuesday. 7 to 8:30 p.m. $10. Metro Wellness and Community Center, 3251 Third Ave. N, St. Petersburg.
Regal Summer Movie Express: Today's $1 feature is Monte Carlo. 10 a.m. Park Place Stadium 16, 7200 U.S. 19 N, Pinellas Park. (727) 525-7777.