God of Carnage: Today is your last day to catch the laugh-out-loud train wreck of parents finger-pointing, tantrums, and tears. Show's at 3 p.m., American Stage Theatre Co. at Raymond James Theater, 163 Third St. N, St. Petersburg. $39-$59. (727) 823-7529.
Feed Me: The electro house producer and DJ will take over the Ybor City dance floor, with a little help from Music Festival '14 alums Treasure Fingers at 9 p.m., Ritz Ybor, 1503 E Seventh Ave., Tampa. $18. (813) 247-2555.
Tampa Bay Rays Watch Party: Chicago Cubs: When the Rays are out of town, catch the game on the beach at a family-friendly watch party with a giant screen set up on the sand. The Rays Street Team will also be on hand with giveaways. Food and buckets of beer available for purchase. 2:20 p.m., Guy Harvey Outpost: A Tradewinds Resort, 6000 Gulf Blvd,, St. Pete Beach. Free admission. $10 parking on site. (727) 367-6461.
Chris Killian: Armed with a guitar and possibly a sweater vest, this comic has a sense of humor described as "edgy and smart." 7 p.m., Side Splitters Comedy Club, 12938 N Dale Mabry Highway, Tampa. $10-$12 advance, $12-$14 day of show. (813) 960-1197.
Summer Classic Movie Series: Citizen Kane: Often considered the best movie ever made, Citizen Kane tells the tale of a millionaire newspaper tycoon dies who as a group of reporters try to decipher his last word ever spoken. 3 p.m., Tampa Theatre, 711 Franklin St., Tampa. $10, $8 members. (813) 274-8982.
KIDS AND FAMILY
Be Your Best: Back to School: The theme of this event is anti-bullying education through performances by teen pop internet sensation HitStreak. There will also be a mural artist presenting anti-bullying works, contests and giveaways. 1 p.m., Brandon Westfield Town Center Mall, 459 Brandon Town Center, Brandon. Free. (941) 893-3140.
SHARK WEEK PREMIERE Air Jaws: Fin of Fury, 8 p.m., Discovery Now that we've all survived Sharknado 2, it's time for the real thing: Discovery's annual fin fest. This first special is about the search for a "megashark" named Colossus. Excuse us, but didn't we already see that on SyFy?
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