The Realish Housewives of South Tampa: A Parody: A take on a certain reality series with hometown flair, featuring five ladies, host Randy, and no shortage of cat fights and plastic surgery. 2 and 7:30 p.m., Jaeb Theater at the Straz Center for the Performing Arts, 1010 N MacInnes Place, Tampa. $35-$45. (813) 229-7827.
St. Pete Grilled Cheese Festival: More than 20 food trucks gather to serve up gourmet grilled cheese and dessert dishes at this festival with arts and crafts vendors and entertainment by The Black Honkeys and Shovonne and the Bad Boys. Benefits Wheels 4 Purple Hearts. 11 a.m., Ferg's Sports Bar & Grill, 1320 Central Ave., St. Petersburg. Free (food/drink additional). (727) 692-4148.
Vicetone: The electronic house Dutch duo has played some of the biggest festivals in the world. 11 a.m., Shephard's Beach Resort, 619 S Gulfview Blvd., Clearwater Beach. $8. (727) 442-5107.
Crafty Fest: This monthly market with an artsy slant includes local arts, etsy crafters, vintage and retro goods, jewelry and plants. Free goodie bags for the first 25 people. 11 a.m., ARTpool Gallery, 2030 Central Ave., St. Petersburg. Free. (727) 324-3878.
La Boheme: St. Petersburg Opera presents Puccini's classic love story, starring Danielle Talamantes as Mimi, making her company debut, and Kyle Tomlin as Rodolfo. 2 p.m., Palladium Theater, 253 Fifth Ave. N, St. Petersburg. $22-$67. (727) 822-3590.
Jersey Boys: The Tony, Grammy and Olivier award-winning musical about how four blue-collar kids became the Rock and Roll Hall of Famers The Four Seasons. Through Jun. 5. 2 and 7:30 p.m., Carol Morsani Hall at the Straz Center for the Performing Arts, 1010 N MacInnes Place, Tampa. $38.50-$113.50. (813) 229-7827.
A Tale of Two Cities: The one-man comedy recreates Dickens' story with a drag queen who discovers a baby on his doorstep. Through June 26. 3 p.m., American Stage Theatre Company at Raymond James Theater, 163 Third St. N, St. Petersburg. $39-$49. (727) 823-7529.
Claypool Lennon Delirium: Primus frontman Les Claypool and Sean Lennon have teamed up for a new band with a debut album, Monolith of Phobos. 8 p.m., Ritz Ybor, 1503 E Seventh Ave., Tampa. $29.50-$50. (813) 247-2555.
KIDS AND FAMILY
Sundays at the Morean: Art and clay activities geared towards kids ages 5-15. Parents or guardians must remain with their children at all times. 1 p.m., Morean Arts Center for Clay, 420 22nd St. S, St. Petersburg. Free. (727) 821-7162.
Feed the Beast, 10 p.m., AMC. Two friends (David Schwimmer and Jim Sturgess) try to rebuild their wrecked lives by opening a restaurant. Too bad one of them is in big-time debt to the mob.
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