It is safe to assume that when it comes to financial acumen, no one will confuse U.S. Sen. Marco Rubio with Warren Buffett.
Young Master Rubio is running for president, which means in addition to being commander in chief, he would be responsible for implementing the nation's economic policy. This would be like appointing New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie as the U.S. surgeon general.
According to his financial disclosure statements, Rubio earns $174,000 a year to miss votes in the U.S. Senate. He hauls in an additional $22,114 a year for a part-time teaching gig at Florida Atlantic University. His wife, Jeannette, takes home a $54,000-a-year paycheck running a charity for Rubio's South Florida political sugar daddy, Norman Braman. And the biggest recipient of the car dealer's beneficence is — Marco Rubio. Florida's junior senator also has made at least $1 million in book royalties....
Oh, to be a fly on the wall as Gov. Rick Scott, R-C-3PO, huddled with flack-in-chief Jackie Schutz, for whom there can't possibly be enough gin in the world.
Schutz: "Uh, Governor Matrix, I'm getting a lot of calls from reporters who want to know where you got this $8 billion budget surplus number you revealed on Fox News. Not even your own state economist has any remote clue how you arrived at this figure."...
Can we all readily stipulate that the city of St. Petersburg is not sprawling Shanghai? This is not like planning the Invasion of Normandy or managing a Third World Ebola virus contagion.
This is simply about St. Petersburg implementing a citywide curbside recycling program that seems to have turned into the Titanic of trash. Really now, how hard should this be? You don't want to know....
Imagine what would happen if law enforcement agencies announced that they no longer had the resources, or even the interest, to investigate bank robberies.
Well, meet Ann M. Ravel, a marshal without so much as a pea shooter to go after a cartel of desperadoes who are about to pull off the heist of the century right under her helpless nose. Say, that's a pretty nice looking democracy you got there. It would be a shame if something happened to it. And it's about to....
If you are a resident of Pinellas or Hillsborough counties and you're thinking of adding on to your house an Austin Powers swinging bachelor love pad (lava lamps optional), be advised big brother may be watching.
Thanks to enhanced technology, you may not be the international man of mystery you think you are.
That's largely because of techniques that have been adopted by Pinellas County Property Appraiser Pam Dubov and her Hillsborough counterpart, Bob Henriquez. Both have employed aerial photography to analyze detailed photos of property to determine if the owner has added a porch, or a room, or a new mother-in-law apartment, or perhaps a Mons Venus man cave to the residence....
To understand the going rate to compromise a member of the Florida Legislature more shamelessly than a Nebraska Avenue courtesan, it is useful to think of these folks as investments in oil futures.
It all depends on market variables. What's at stake? How powerful is the legislator up for sale and/or rent? Who is making the purchase? What can be the expected return on investment when discounted scruples are available to the highest bidder?...
'You brought me here."
Yes, Mom. Yes, I did. It's an admonition I have heard countless times in the nearly three years since I cajoled my now 92-year-old mother to move from her home in Naples to an apartment in an assisted living facility in Tampa.
Yes, I did. I replaced her "home" with a "facility." And if the intent in her tone of voice was to inflict a bit of Catholic guilt, well, it worked. It always has. Did I mention I took her car away from her, too? That went over well....
It is a telling commentary on downtown Clearwater's desire to be known as something other than the silly make-believe navy sailor suit capital of the world that the city's fathers found themselves relying on a famous dolphin to blunt the influence of the Church of Scientology.
Close, but no bottlenose.
And so it came to pass that the Clearwater Marine Aquarium pulled the plug on ambitious plans to build a $68 million facility on the downtown bluff overlooking Clearwater Harbor as a new home for international film star Winter the Dolphin and her pal, Hope. ...
As he took the stage in Detroit the other day, Dr. Ben Carson made it clear he is "not a politician."
Of course, the retired surgeon offered up this revelation standing in front of a massive American flag as he announced his intention to run for president, the most political job on the planet.
In seeking the Republican nomination, Carson will travel the country delivering political speeches, ask citizens for their political votes, lean on donors to make political contributions to his political campaign, seek the political advice of political consultants and carefully peruse the political polling data reflecting his political standing against his political opponents....
Ronald Reagan was the most public of men ever to occupy the White House, arriving in Washington after a long career as a mostly successful B-picture actor, eight years as governor of California and decades more as a ubiquitous presence on the political scene since his powerful and eloquent defense of American conservatism in support of Republican presidential candidate Barry Goldwater's doomed 1964 campaign....
When the going gets tough, the Florida House gets slimier than an Everglades python as it slithers out of Tallahassee.
With three work days left in the 2015 legislative session, the Republican-dominated House was informed by Speaker Steve Crisafulli, R-Run Away!, that he was calling it quits and leaving unresolved a number of issues, including agreeing on a state budget, Medicaid expansion, special needs programs for Floridians with disabilities and reforming a prison system that makes Cool Hand Luke look like a Club Med retreat....
There are many reasons to feel encouraged by St. Petersburg Mayor Rick Kriseman's super duper Pier Selection Committee's selection of Pier Park as its first choice to replace the inverted tin foil hat as the city's next iconic attraction.
The pre-eminent reason to favor Pier Park is that it will replace the inverted pyramid, despite the pouting on the part of the city's swells crowd who wanted to preserve the equivalent of paying homage to a rusting Yugo on blocks in the front yard....
Poor Spiro Agnew. The disgraced former vice president who was forced from office in 1973 after pleading no contest to bribery, extortion, conspiracy and tax evasion must be spinning in his grave.
Agnew, who would have ascended to the presidency after Richard Nixon resigned in the wake of the Watergate scandal, instead barely avoided prison and was disbarred from the legal profession. He spent the rest of his life as the face of political graft for accepting roughly $170,000 in cash payments both in the Maryland governor's mansion and his White House office....
Here's the troubling thing about elections. When you offer the body politic the chance to cast a ballot, there is always the inherent risk people will also avail themselves of the opportunity to actually take the trouble to vote. And let's face it, you can take this democracy drivel only so far.
So it is understandable that when momentum started to build during this year's session of the Florida Legislature to allow the serfs to register online to vote, Gov. Rick Scott reacted as if Tallahassee was pondering changing the state seal to a hammer and sickle....
If I was a business consultant, the first thing I might do is assemble anyone who manages anyone and show them several episodes of Mad Men.
Afterward, I would say, "Did you watch Don Draper closely? Don't do any of that stuff, and you'll be fine. You may go back to work now."
It's a lesson that might be fitting for Pinellas County's chief information officer (read: head techno geek) Martin Rose, who has gotten into a bit of a pickle in his dealings with his staff....