Nothing shakes up the political landscape more than the exciting arrival of a new, bold, spirited, youthful fresh face. And then there is Jeb Bush, 61, the Eddie Haskell of the Republican Party. Why that's a lovely dress you're wearing, Mrs. Koch.
For a while there the former governor of Florida was flirting with being tagged as the GOP's version of an overly cautious, indecisive Democrat — Mario Cuomo 2.0 — as he mulled and ruminated and pondered and cogitated on whether he should run for president. Decisions, decisions. But this was about as big a mystery as wondering if the Christmas season will pass without an airing of It's A Wonderful Life....
And the Lens died for this?
Few civic debates have been as filled with frantic Sturm und Drang hand-wringing as what to do with the Pier, the city's answer to a rusting Yugo sitting on blocks in the front yard.
It's not too late for Mayor Rick Kriseman to hide the cost of some Semtex in the city budget to put the the Pier out of its misery. Boom! Problem solved. But we digress.
There was a time not long ago when the suggested replacement for the Pier appeared to be on track, if only then-Mayor Bill Foster more aggressively pushed for the innovative Lens design to go forward. But Foster folded faster than Monty Python's Brave, Brave Sir Robin after a bunch of community swells got their ascots in a wad and financed a referendum to kill the project....
Using convicted felon Dinesh D'Souza's ham-handed video America: Imagine A World Without Her, to force Florida public school students to watch a warped view of the nation's history would be like requiring children to sit through a screening of Saw (1 through 7) as a biology primer on proper dissection techniques.
But that's the mission of two state legislators, Sen. Alan Hays, R-Triumph of the Shill, and Rep. Neil Combee, R-Birth of a Fabrication, who have filed legislation that would subject students to a 100-minute pile of steaming right-wing propaganda posing as faux patriotic show-and-tell....
It's probably worthwhile to think of these moments as Washington's version of The Jerry Springer Show, where some hapless oaf goes on national television to be exposed as a dolt.
In this case it was Massachusetts Institute of Technology professor Jonathan Gruber, who earned a Ph.D in mea culpas during his appearance before the U.S. House Committee on Oversight and Government Reform. Larry and Curly didn't get slapped around by Moe with anywhere near the vigor directed at Gruber, a health care economist who served as a consultant to the Obama administration during the drafting of the Affordable Care Act....
You hear that tired old saw all the time about how you can't fight city hall, or the little guy doesn't stand a chance against powerful, entrenched interests. But that is complete balderdash, unless of course John Q. Citizen simply likes getting trampled upon.
If you want to know where the seeds of grass roots civic activism take their most basic root, you need to look no further than the idea of strong, vibrant — and vocal — neighborhood associations. This is really where the proverbial rubber meets the political road....
If you were following the professional punditry in recent days, you might have come away with the impression that Florida has somehow been transformed into a suburb of Vermont.
In the wake of Louisiana Democratic U.S. Sen. Mary Landrieu's defeat for re-election last Saturday, a bizarre narrative evolved that asserted her departure now meant there was not a single statewide Democratic officeholder to be found anywhere within the Deep South....
Deck the halls with boughs of … Beelzebub?
Once again, it is time for the annual pie fight over religious displays in public spaces. Christmas wouldn't be Christmas if there wasn't a Nativity creche set up in the midst of that cradle of spirituality, the Capitol rotunda in Tallahassee.
Or think of it this way. For the better part of 11 months, there are probably more sins, lapses of ethics, payoffs and duplicitous backstabbing in the Capitol than in Game of Thrones. And then in December, Florida's feedbag of power is supposed to be transformed into an ecumenical haven honoring the Yuletide spirit....
12/04/14 Human Interest
Those stout-hearted pillars of law and order in Tallahassee saw absolutely no reason during the last legislative session to substantively amend the state's "stand your ground" law, which essentially makes it open season on everyone. The law pretty well affords cover for Floridians to shoot one another whenever the mood strikes, with precious little concern they will be charged with a crime.
That brings us to St. Petersburg businessman, entrepreneur and venture capitalist Byron Jackson, who has been charged with first-degree murder in the shooting death of one of his clients, Stewart Duane Barker, when the two men differed over the price of a piece of merchandise....
If you are a annoyed about paying the equivalent of a year's worth of out-of-state college tuition for a lousy beer at a Tampa Bay Bucs, Rays and/or Lightning game, consider for a moment that the poor (literally) soul who might have poured your suds left work that day without so much as a farthing in their pocket to show for their labors.
Or consider if Charles Dickens were alive today, Bleak House might well have been centered in Tampa and retitled New Beginnings, a tale of woe, indentured servitude and phantom educational degrees....
By his reckoning, former Florida Attorney General Bill McCollum is purer than the driven snow, a virtual Bambi of probity, the virtuous Thomas More of Tallahassee. It's any wonder when McCollum walks into a room that Gregorian chants don't flow from the heavens.
The former attorney general was taken aback over any remote suggestion he had used his former perch of power to schmooze his successor, Pam Bondi, and cook up some sweet deals for his clients....
Whew! That's a relief. For a while it appeared the fine citizens of the county had rejected this month's Greenlight Pinellas referendum because voters would have rather eaten a plate of cold, withered green peas than agree to an expanded transportation system that included a light rail component.
As it turned out, that rationale was all wrong.
Instead, according to recent post-election survey conducted by the Tampa Bay Partnership, Greenlight Pinellas crashed and burned simply because it called for a 1-cent sales tax increase. As the survey noted, Greenlight Pinellas was dead on arrival even if rail had not been a part of the ballot measure....
Benghazi, Benghazi, Benghazi — it's been a radio and television ratings bonanza for the chattering classes who have turned what was an horrific tragedy that claimed the lives of Ambassador Christopher Stevens and three other Americans in Libya in 2012 into the Original Sin of the Electoral College.
Now there is a crisis of claptrap across the airwaves, suggesting all the blithering by Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity, Glenn Beck, Bill O'Reilly and others who breathlessly promoted a narrative of the Benghazi tragedy as a vast soft-on-terrorism conspiracy has been wrong all along....
The holidays are upon us, a time of family togetherness, the warmth of good tidings between friends, the spirit of Christmas when we take time to reflect on the spiritual essence of the season as we commemorate the birth of the baby Jesus.
Of course that takes all of 30 seconds or so before the consumer onslaught begins at the stroke of midnight as hordes of consumers descend on the nation's malls — or might they be better described as shopping mauls?...
It's oh so very nice to think of our democracy with visions of fifes and drums, the Founding Fathers founding stuff and American eagles soaring to the patriotic heavens. After all, don't we all love a nice fairy tale now and then?
And there is Florida, where the Federalist Papers go to die.
In 2010, the voters decisively approved constitutional amendments that prohibited our august Florida Legislature from drawing legislative and congressional districts in a manner that would favor or disfavor incumbents or political parties, which admittedly did take the fun out of abusing power....
There's a running joke in the hysterically funny (and uncannily accurate) movie My Big Fat Greek Wedding, in which the family patriarch played by Michael Constantine is able to deconstruct every aspect of life, technology and culture back to a Hellenic root.
But there is a kernel of truth to Constantine's lectures on all things Greek. Or at least it certainly feels like it upon arriving in this lovely, but often overlooked, northern seaport city of Thessaloniki, with a population of just under 400,000 people. It feels like home. It feels like a homecoming, even for someone with a decidedly non-Greek mongrelized heritage....