At first blush it might seem that GOP presidential beach ball Donald Trump had a pretty dreadful week. After painting Mexicans attempting to enter the United States as if they were from the vigilante recruitment scene of Blazing Saddles, The Dolt lost an estimated $50 million as various business partners rushed to disassociate themselves from him as though he had a terminal case of cooties.
Still, when you're worth an estimated $8 billion or so, as the great Orange Foolish claims, what's a few million here, a few million there? Trump, of course, is merely a dancing monkey sideshow in the presidential primary....
Perhaps former Tampa City Council member Mary Mulhern expected to arrive in Pinellas County with all the adoration and folderol of Elizabeth Taylor sitting upon a massive sedan chair atop the shoulders of slaves entering Rome in Cleopatra.
Instead, Mulhern, D-Candidate for (fill in the blank), found the reaction to her nascent plans to run for the U.S. congressional seat held by Republican Rep. David Jolly to be a combination of single-digit hand gestures, raspberries and more rolling eyes than Milli Vanilli announcing a reunion tour....
With the arrival of Janet Dougherty to lead the Hillsborough County Environmental Protection Commission, Ronald Reagan's famous axiom about "trust, but verify" was never more timely —or relevant.
Dougherty is only the third person to lead the Hillsborough EPC. She assumes the same office once held by the legendary and combative Roger Stewart, who never met an elected official he didn't royally annoy, and the recently retired Rick Gerrity, also a dedicated and politically savvy environmentalist....
Since I announced my candidacy for the Republican presidential nomination a few months ago, the groundswell of support has been overwhelming.
To date, I've received at least three or four emails encouraging my campaign. And Thomas and Carol Epstein of St. Pete Beach sent in a $1,000 donation. Unfortunately, it was in the form of fake Confederate currency. But it's the thought that counts....
Somehow it is fitting that one of the leading voices in support of declaring open season on bears is Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission chairman Richard Corbett, who happens to be a shopping mall developer.
Of course Corbett wants to cull the bear numbers. These critters are more than a nuisance. They are competitors wasting everybody's time, loitering on land that might otherwise serve a much more useful purpose in being paved over....
It always has been a supreme irony that the First Amendment free speech protections that allow the flying of a ridiculously massive Confederate flag over the intersection of I-75 and I-4 upon approaching Tampa benefits its sponsor, the Sons of Confederate Veterans, whose seditious forbearers attacked the United States.
What do you think the chances are if the Confederacy had prevailed in the Civil War, the flying of the American flag would be denied anywhere south of the Mason-Dixon Line today?...
Oh happy day. Or whatever.
Earlier this week, Clearwater Mayor George Cretekos formally unveiled the completed section of the Courtney Campbell Causeway Trail. And thus sweat aficionados are now able to cycle, jog or skate across nearly 10 miles of pathway running parallel to the causeway across upper Tampa Bay, linking Pinellas and Hillsborough counties.
Great joy ensued, especially if you happen to get excited about this sort of stuff....
Ahem, if you are a patient at the James A. Haley VA Medical Center in Tampa and you see rat-atouille on the menu, play it safe and head for the vending machine.
For all the problems the Veterans Administration has confronted recently with embarrassing claims of excessive wait times for service and altered paperwork, now this: Rats falling from the sky. Oh dear. If you're looking for some good news, at least the vermin had the common decency to be dead....
Trying to understand my father's life is like opening up a book in the middle. It's a pretty good story, although I don't know very much about how it began. And it's a tale that ends all too tragically soon.
This is both the blessing and curse of Father's Day when the honored patriarch has been absent so long.
I knew my father for only 27 years. Yet his presence has continued to haunt my life for the nearly four decades since his death in 1977 at age 53. His influence has never ebbed, nor have my own efforts to seek his approval. The grave can be a very demanding taskmaster....
To paraphrase Roy Scheider's memorable line from Jaws — "Uh, Mayor Rick Kriseman? I think you're gonna need a smaller truck."
Like all mayors, no doubt Kriseman has spent his time in office wrestling with big issues, big questions. How should St. Petersburg's beloved waterfront be reimagined? How to resolve the fractious pier debate? What to do about Tropicana Field and the Tampa Bay Rays? ...
Almost from the first day I set foot in Tampa in 1973, there was talk about developing a mass transit system. For more than 40 years, city planners, county planners, regional planners, university planners and a dense alphabet soup of planning agencies have issued the results of master plans, studies, focus groups, research papers and all manner of futuristic proposals supporting the notion of some day, eventually, maybe creating some kind of light rail system throughout Tampa....
Is orange about to become the new fashion trend de rigueur for Florida's state parks?
That's the color hunters wear to alert other shotgun-toting Elmer Fudds in the woods that they are not to be confused with a beaver in the cross-hairs.
Taking the concept of stupid to an entirely new level of, well, stupid, Department of Environmental Protection Secretary Jon Steverson is considering opening up state parks to hunters, as if there already isn't more than ample acreage elsewhere to knock off unsuspecting critters for the dining and dancing pleasure of the Rambo class....
Monday is the big day when Jeb Bush — that scamp — is expected to stop teasing everyone and reveal (finally!) what his presidential plans are for 2016.
What will he do? What will he do? Pins and needles.
Sure, the former Florida governor has been raising gobs of money for his campaign — er, make that his highfalutin'-sounding super-duper political action committee, Right to Rise, which ought to be more properly called Right to Cast Goo-Goo Eyes Toward Jeb....
It was tempting at first blush to think newly minted Hillsborough school superintendent Jeff Eakins had decided to go all Dalai Lama on everyone when he named Alberto Vazquez-Matos to become his chief of staff.
After all, in coming into his new job, Vazquez-Matos told the Tampa Bay Times' Marlene Sokol that he intends to bring a belief in the management concept of "servant leadership."...
Can't we all (HONK!), just (HONK!) get along (HONK!)?
Apparently not, as feuding residents in East Lake can attest. And by the way, watch your step. Things are getting messy on East Lake Drive.
Neighborhood disputes are nothing new — the homeowner who likes to throw wild and crazy parties, the family that has turned their front yard into a toxic waste dump, the grump who is constantly giving the stink eye to children at play....