This nation has never had a perfect president. And it is safe to say in the near future, that track record will hold pretty steady.
And no, Harrison Ford's President James Marshall in "Air Force One" doesn't count.
Friday marks the end of President Barack Obama's eight years in the White House. Let's get this out of the way right up front. I voted for him twice and would have happily voted for him a third time if I could have. Commence the teeth-gnashing. Have a nice time....
For all the intrigue, the sniping, the back-stabbing, the duplicity, perhaps what makes this story of bureaucratic finagling so bizarrely stupid is that the stakes were so relatively low.
And, yes, by now you have probably figured out all this involved the Hillsborough County Public Transportation Commissioner, local government's answer to Groucho Marx's rule over Freedonia.
It seems out-going PTC Director Kyle Cockream, who has been on a longer farewell tour than Cher, has now been caught up in an effort to play fast and loose with potential public documents on his cellphone, which appear to have mysteriously disappeared....
This was probably inevitable.
After 146 years, the Ringling Bros. and Barnum & Bailey Circus has announced it will be shutting down operations in May. As a certain political figure might observe — sad. The institution's demise has been attributed to shifting tastes among the public, rising operational costs and growing opposition from groups like People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals....
You might think that in Donald Trump's hands a Twitter account is a weapon of mass prevarication. But you can't argue that when he is right about something, he's spot on.
Consider the president-elect's opinion of that hack, so-called thespian Meryl Streep, who if there was any justice in this world wouldn't be able to get a job as a disembodied Siri voice.
The other night, Streep was receiving some chintzy award at the Golden Globes ceremony for her — cough-cough — "lifetime achievement." Obviously, the folks who hand out this stuff never saw Mamma Mia....
Hearing your name being screamed out from the opposite end of the house is not the best way to wake up in the wee hours of the morning. No good was likely to come from this.
It took a moment to register that the Bombshell of the Balkans was in some kind of distress.
And hearing her yell that someone was attempting to break into our home was not exactly a Debbie Reynolds warbling "Good Morning" moment from "Singing In The Rain."...
Do you ever get the impression that those rip-snorting, rootin'-tootin' yahoos in the Florida Legislature won't be satisfied until they pass a law that requires every infant in the state be issued a birth certificate and a concealed weapons permit before the little dickens utters the first yowl?
The blood was barely dry at the Fort Lauderdale-Hollywood International Airport before Sen. Greg Steube, R-Sarasota, and Rep. Jake Raburn, R-Lithia, were insisting that their plan to turn airport terminals into the Deadwood of travel is still a swell idea....
You can't say Republicans in the U.S. House of Representatives don't have their priorities in order.
Ethics? We don't need no stinking ethics. You start expecting our elected grifters in Congress to stop behaving badly? No more foreign retreats at someone else's expense. No more gifts of appreciation. No more cronyism. Then this quaint notion of "public service" becomes just a job requiring one to be serious and responsible. Where's the fun in that? Or the profit motive?...
Cities cannot function without people like Thom Stork. To borrow New York Yankee star Reggie Jackson's great line, folks like Stork are the straws that stir the drink.
On paper, Stork, who died Tuesday at 68 after a long and tough battle against cancer, was the president and CEO of the Florida Aquarium, which he took from being a dreary fish tank with a gland problem to a successful tourist destination in downtown Tampa. He also served on numerous boards and a host of civic agencies like the Tampa Downtown Partnership, the Florida Tourism Commission, Visit Florida, Visit Tampa Bay and the Tampa Chamber of Commerce. That's what he did. It wasn't necessarily who he was....
Thank goodness 2016 has finally passed and we are well rid of all the cheesy political brochures filling up the mailbox, the nagging telephone calls from pollsters and those endless, ceaseless, mind-numbing commercials decrying how one pol or another is Lucifer in Beelzebub's clothing.
Now we can finally get onto the more important business of idly speculating who is going to run for what in 2018....
Leave it to those namby-pamby, crybaby liberals at the Brennan Center for Justice to get all uppity about balderdash like justice and fairness and rights. Rights? Oh please. Pffffft! I say.
Recently, the obviously Kremlin-inspired Brennan Center issued a scathing report taking the state of Florida to task for its rigorous instance on denying voting rights to ex-felons. Oh the commie rabble-rousing of it all....
Last month the Florida Senate unveiled its newly renovated $6 million chambers and quite a thing of beauty it is, too. New fancy wood paneling. Fresh paint. Lovely carpeting. Stained glass. There's even a remodeled Senate seal that eliminates the Confederate battle flag, which reminded everyone of a time when the body was populated by redneck goobers. Thank goodness those days are over (cough, cough)....
For many years, the stumblebum-infested Hillsborough Public Transportation Commission has been a twitching piece of bureaucratic roadkill in its death throes waiting for someone to please put it out of its misery. Or perhaps think of the PTC as the mouth-foaming Old Yeller of regulatory incompetence.
And at last it appears the PTC's final days might have arrived thanks to state Rep. James Grant, R-Tampa, who has filed a bill for the coming legislative session to once and for all abolish this public embarrassment of paper-pushers....
By the time this constitutional pie fight ends, Florida may have to rename itself Turkmenistan-on-the-Gulf. Feel free to weigh in. But not that free.
Every 20 years the People's Junta of Tallahassee is required to create a 37-member Constitution Revision Commission charged with putting various amendments on the ballot to update — or perhaps blow up — Florida's most vital legal document....
This qualifies as St. Rick Scott experiencing a Florida epiphany of faux ethics.
Days ago, the governor was shocked, irritated and discombobulated to be forced to confront the fact that Visit Florida had been treating its double-super-secret contract with the rapper Pitbull to shill for the state's tourism agency as The Da Vinci Code meets Donald Trump's tax returns.
And great outrage flowed across Tallahassee, as if Visit Florida had done a backroom deal with Bernie Madoff to promote the state's investment climate....
I do declare. Could we be on the precipice of WO-AR!!!
Normally elections for a perch on the Tampa City Council are fought out over issues of traffic, zoning, wastewater and land management.
But the recent run-off race for the District 7 council seat between Luis Viera and Jim Davison also included an 11th hour wrinkle during a candidate forum. As the two candidates squared off, Davison raised the prospect that one area of the district he was vying to represent, New Tampa, might consider seceding from the rest of the city unless the region gets a larger share of the village's spending....