Might itty-bitty Oldsmar be the little town that could?
Recently Mayor Doug Bevis floated the notion his fair hamlet just might be the prime location for a new ballpark for the Tampa Bay Rays to call home. And no doubt the idea likely created great guffaws and sneers from all manner of swells. How dare such a modest community of about 14,000 residents have the impertinence to include itself in the cross Tampa Bay competition to become the host of a Major League Baseball franchise?...
Just a small word of advice to Hillsborough County Public Transportation Commission Executive Director Kyle Cockream. You are not the Eliot Ness of ridesharing.
And yet there was Cockream a few months ago colluding with officials associated with taxi and limousine companies to lure competing Uber and Lyft drivers into a sting operation.
One can only imagine the strategy session between Cockream and his mercenary army from Yellow Cab and Kings Executive Limo and Car Service. "They bring a Prius, you pull a Lincoln Town Car. They send yours to Ybor City with a GPS, you send one of his to the impound lot! That's the Tampa way!"...
There's no use denying it any longer. The man is absolutely right. When Donald Trump pouts across the country kvetching to his fellow travelers that the fix is in to doom his presidential campaign, who can argue with him?
It's all true.
And no one is more responsible for rigging the coming election against Donald J. Trump than Donald J. Trump, who has proven to be the master of his own demise....
Judging from all the boastful preening the other night in Orlando, one might have concluded that incumbent Republican Sen. Marco Rubio and Democratic Party challenger Rep. Patrick Murphy were such towering legislative giants they made Henry Clay, Ted Kennedy and Lyndon Johnson look like fuddy-duddy political hack municipal tree board appointees.
Each man bragged about how he had passed this, passed that, fighting, fighting every day for the great unwashed. This, of course, was sheer balderdash....
It's not very often a place like St. Petersburg gets an opportunity to ask itself a simple but very profound question.
What truly defines a city's identity?
Paris, of course, has its Eiffel Tower. London has Buckingham Palace. Or perhaps Trafalgar Square. New York? Where to begin? Central Park, to be sure, and a glorious skyline. Some cities really have nothing. Los Angeles is really just more and more and more of Los Angeles. Chicago has Grant Park, Lake Shore Drive and Michigan Avenue....
You should be appalled, offended and horrified by the sight and sound of a presidential candidate engaging in a full monty of circumlocutory X-rated bawdiness.
But when Donald Trump started bragging to Access Hollywood in very vivid terms — very — about his real and imagined sexual conquests and fantasies, he revealed something else. Trump doesn't need to be fact-checked as much as he needs someone to wash his mouth out with soap....
For faux Tampa socialite Jill Kelley, the Donna Quixote of Bayshore Boulevard, this is her quest: Relentlessly pursue her obsession for privacy even if it means appearing in every media outlet in the world, including ABC, CBS, NBC, Fox News, CNN, MSNBC, CSPAN, the Home Shopping Network, Pravda, Granma, the People's Daily, the Farmer's Almanac and Quilter's World.
Please stop hounding this poor woman before she's forced to appear on The View, The Ellen DeGeneres Show, Jacques Pepin's More Fast Food My Way and The Dog Whisperer to beg and plead to be left alone....
And now another exciting episode of "Great Moments In Public Administration," brought to you by our sponsor, Roto-Rooter.
The action begins with our hero, St. Petersburg Mayor Rick Kriseman, walking the moors of the city when he is interrupted by his aide-de-camp.
"Yes, well, Murgatroyd, what is it?" the mayor snaps.
"Your excellency, I am afraid I have some bad news, sir. It appears the citizenry has adopted a new nickname for you. And I fear you won't like it."...
If we've learned anything over the past few days, it is that Donald Trump has proved he has just the right cut of the jib to become the next president of — North Korea. Or perhaps Zimbabwe. Syria might be available soon.
And if the electoral gods deny the Boss Hogg of Mar-a-Lago the White House, perhaps the night manager gig at Tampa's 2001 Odyssey hoochie-coochie emporium could be the next step on the ladder of the candidate's "Sex and the Electoral College" ambitions....
It's tempting to view the Florida Department of Transportation's decision to abandon plans to create a special toll lane from a free lane on a new Howard Frankland Bridge span as a response to opposition to the boneheaded idea from the great unwashed citizenry.
After all, it has such a Yankee Doodle Dandy feel of democracy at work feel to it. No doubt a lovely image.
But the reality of the DOT's reversal likely was more the work of Sen. Jack Latvala, R-We Are Not Amused, who made it abundantly clear he was less than thrilled with the haves in the Lexus Lane and the have-nots consigned to peon class on the bridge....
There Hillary Clinton is on the campaign trail, fending off all the eye-rolling things coming out of that man's mouth at any given moment.
Oh, and then there is Donald Trump.
For a chap who likes to think of his political skills along the lines of Thomas Jefferson meets Benjamin Disraeli meets The West Wing's Jed Bartlet, former President Bill Clinton appeared to be channeling his inner Machiavelli the other day when he threw his wife and Barack Obama under the 24-hour news cycle bus....
Consider this a much-needed intervention, especially if you are burdened with having the occasional coherent thought.
Perhaps you are wondering how it is that a presidential candidate can be revealed to have incurred $916 million in losses and still preen and boast of his savvy business acumen.
Or it could be that you are puzzled how that same candidate could spend at least five years gleefully spreading a long-debunked conspiratorial lie that Barack Obama was an illegitimate president by virtue of a fake birth certificate....
If everyone will gather together, we can begin our tour of St. Petersburg's long-awaited Trump Pier. As you can see, it is the greatest, most exciting and obviously huuuuuuugest pier in the history of piers.
We think you'll be particularly impressed with a bright yellow dome capping off Trump Pier highlighted by a statue depicting the mogul as Alexander the Great. Did I mention it was huuuuuuuge?...
This was so very Tampa: a three-hour public hearing before City Council to debate the legality of a practice that has been going on unfettered for 71 years.
And what was the result after all the bickering and posturing?
Sure you can keep doing what (Burp!) you've been doing.
Of course, this involved cocktails. This is Tampa, where it takes a village to hoist a highball.
This was also a battle of South Tampa swells getting their spats out of joint....
A small group of protesters recently assembled at the Tampa Bay Times office in Tampa to vent their displeasure over the paper's coverage of the Green Party's presidential candidate, Dr. Jill Stein.
But there was a problem.
The placard-carrying Green Party followers started their venting before 8 a.m., not realizing that many newspaper types don't show up for work until around 10 a.m., allowing for the hangover to ease up a bit. They were giving a virtually empty parking lot a piece of their mind. It was an inspiration....